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ME: "28 Days Later is probably the best zombie movie ever."
ROOMMATE: "It's not a zombie movie!"
ME: "It's about an epidemic that causes people to rabidly attack and bite each other. The disease is passed by bodily fluids. I mean, come on."
ROOMMATE: "It's about a violence inducing disease."
ME: "That makes people eat other people's flesh."
ROOMMATE: "They don't eat flesh, they just attack people and murder them."
ME: "And bite their necks open and chew on their muscles. They're fucking zombies. If you seriously don't think that 28 Days Later is a zombie movie, you're a fucking moron."
ROOMMATE: "Well, it's not."
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