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Old 09-17-2010, 04:25 PM   #24
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Years have passed. Lock Jaw has done hard time in prison, getting raped in his leopard-induced orifices, but has become a born again man of the Lock-Jawish faith. Lock Jaw is paroled and quickly builds a time machine to travel back to the year 2010.

Lock Jaw immediately seeks out BizarroKing and gives a rousing and emotional motivational speech about doing the right thing with your life, and not making mistakes like he did. BizarroKing is reduced to tears and hands over the TPWW Hardcore championship willingly, for he feels as if he has been given a gift by Lock Jaw and must respond in kind.

Lock Jaw accepts the title and shakes BizarroKing's hand. Lock Jaw then turns around and hits BizarroKing in the head with the belt and covers him anyways!

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New TPWW Hardcore Champion - Lock Jaw
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