Why is Sean's cage empty?
HBK: Okay guys, I was hoping for some Indians, some bikers and some construction workers, but you gotta work with what you got. Alright then, when the music starts, just stay in the background until it gets to the chorus.
Come in on the 'Y'.
Dave, responding to numerous homo allegations, giving Tajiri his patented high-altitude blowjob.
Dave: I'm not a homo.
Audience: Yeah right!
Stacey: What do you mean they've already cast for Charlies Angels?
Eugene flipped out when Regal and Eric started singing 'Just the two of us' on Karaoke.
Matt and Lita looked shocked when they discovered that the era of mattitude was officially dead, and will remain buried forever, or at least for longer than the Undertaker.
William Regal poses for a picture with the last remaining member of the BeeGees.
Christians insistence on it being Halloween got declared ridiculous after he went bobbing for Hotdogs in the ketchup barrel.
Sorry, but that's all I had time for this week.
Will do better in future, I promise!