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XL · 09-24-2010, 05:12 AM

[Intro:

SummerBANG!�10 Madison Square Gardens

[In the ring stands Joel Gertner with a mic in his hands.]

Joel Gertner: It is I, the Quintessential Stud Muffin, Joel �this girl I know wanted to see the show, lives here in Connecticut, so I told her to bend over, and I�d show her where I�d stick it; for forty-five minutes, she proceeded to tease and please and lick it, but when all was said and done, you know I made her buy a ticket� Gertner. [Pauses for standing ovation] Boy do we have a show for you guys�let me say that all of this�thank you for giving us the chance to do what we love. Thank you for your time and your loyalty. Thanks for being the best god-damned fans in the fucking sport! [Crowd cheers]

[Joel Gertner walks to the ropes and points to the entrance way.]

Joel Gertner: Now it�s time for a word from the man who made this all possible��The Hardcore Legend� Terry F�n Funk!

[The stadium is on their feet as the lights dim and �Folsom Prison Blues� begins to play. The MSG crowd is electric as Funk hustles out from the entrance way dressed in a fine-tailored suit, a cowboy hat sitting atop his head. His eyes stare off into the distance for a moment as the song fades and the fans start to chant �Thank You Terry�.]

Terry Funk: Tonight we�re putting it all on the line. I say, �win big or go home�, and every single man in the back is ready to make an impression you won�t soon forget. Fuck Hogan, Fuck Flair, if you�re not watching the DWW than you ain�t watching wrestling. This�this is what it�s all about. [The fans begin chanting �DEE-DUB-DUB�.]

[Terry Funk gives a heart-felt wave before exiting up the ramp, turning one last time before telling the fans.]

Thank you�

[Cut to a pre-taped interview. Jeff Jarrett is standing next to Rhino who is seemingly seething with rage.]

JJ: Rhino, you�ve had title matches before but, tonight you�re going to face The Miz for the first time in your career. How do you feel going into this.
Rhino: I feel the same way I do before every match. Angry. Thinking about tonight, all the work, all the training and now I get to face The Miz for the DWW World Title�[Rhino seems unable to contain the emotion brewing inside, he smashes his fist into the wall leaving a hand-sized hole where he strikes.]
JJ: Err, what kind of stipulations do you have in store for The Miz tonight?
Rhino: The Miz will find that out after he steps in the ring. �Cuz tonight isn�t about The Miz, it�s about Rhino and the GORE! GORE! GORE!

[Rhino storms off-camera leaving a bewildered looking Jarrett by himself.]

JJ: Looks like we�re going to have to wait until then.

[Cut to announcer�s table.]

Joel Gertner: Rhino still not taking his meds I see.
JJ: He�s madder than I�ve ever seen him Joel. I wouldn�t want to be in The Miz�s shoes tonight.
Joel Gertner: Now, onto our first match. Two of the premier high-flyers in the sport facing each other for the chance to take the spot of #1 contender, it�s Evan Bourne against The Amazing Red.

Match Summary: Round 1 #1 Contender Tournament
�The Amazing Red� VS. Evan Bourne

Evan Bourne makes his way out to the ring to �Clavicle� by Alkaline Trio, he waits calmly in the ring. The Amazing Red comes out with new music �Seeing Red� by the Whiskey Town Mafia. The fans rock the MSG with dueling chants, �RED!� �BOURNE!� �RED!� �BOURNE!� for nearly a minute while Red and Bourne shake hands. Both men make it obvious that this is business and not personal. The bell is rung.

Bourne and Red lock up, Red goes behind for a German suplex but Bourne lands on his feet and attempts one of his own, Red too lands on his feet. They lock up again, Bourne with the side-headlock, Red shoves Bourne into the ropes then goes up for a standing drop-kick which Bourne stops just a few inches short of, Bourne with a springboard moonsault but Red rolls out of the way to safety. The fans are eating it up!

Bourne and Red shake hands then circle each other warily. Another lock-up and this time Red takes control with some well timed knees to the mid-section, Bourne looks dazed and Red hits the ropes bouncing off for a cross-body dive that Bourne counters by catching Red and rolling backwards then capturing his arm in an arm-bar. Red escapes via reverse summersault, gets to his feet then nails Bourne in the head with a roundhouse kick.

Red hits the ropes and comes off with a running shooting star press but Bourne counters with the knees then follows it up by sling-shotting Red into the turn-buckle then nailing a picture-perfect drop-kick to the back of Red and rolling him up with a schoolboy for a 2 count.

Bourne pulls Red to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Red hooks his arms around them and Bourne charges in for a clothesline, Red pulls the ropes down and Bourne goes flying out of the ring. Red gets to his feet and gets to the center of the ring while Bourne recovers on the outside. Red with the cartwheel into a corkscrew moonsault onto Bourne who goes smashing into the guard rail causing the crowd to start a deafening �HOLY SHIT!� chant. Both men struggle to their feet, Red gets to his first and catches Bourne with a bull-dog onto the concrete that busts the side of his face open.

Red in control now rolls Bourne into the ring then goes up top signaling for the Infrared (540 corkscrew senton bomb), Bourne comes around just in time to rush in and neutralize Red before hitting a Frankensteiner off the top rope. The crowd is hot now as Bourne makes the cover. Red gets the arm up at 2.

Bourne pulls Red to his feet and nails the �Here We Go Driver� (pumphandle half-nelson driver) and hooks a leg. Red kicks out at 2 and �.

Bourne is in shock now as he ascends the top turnbuckle and looks at his friend who wisely rolls to the outside. Red�s escape is short-lasting however, as Bourne hits a missile drop kick from the top rope to the outside which takes Red off his feet and sends him smashing into the guard rail and spilling over into the crowd. Bourne climbs up onto the apron and as Red gets to his feet sails into the crowd with a corkscrew moonsault of his own catching Red as well as a few patrons. The fans break out into another �HOLY SHIT!� chant as Bourne struggles to recover.

Red crawling towards the ring manages to reach the guard rail before Bourne can get to his feet and uses it to pull himself up. Bourne, still dazed from his offense, looks around for Red who rushes forward for a desperate Red Spike (back to belly piledriver) that sees both men immobile. The ref begins a slow ten count. Bourne and Red both appear to be spent but, each manages to crawl to the guard rail in time to cut the ten count off. Bourne tumbles over the guard rail and back into the ring area, Red following behind. Bourne pulls himself into the ring and collapses, trying to catch his breath for a moment while Red does the same on the outside. The ref starts a second ten count and Red and Bourne both seem to wake up from their daze.

Red slides into the ring and once again it�s Bourne and Red circling each other, albeit slowly, in the center of the ring. Red goes for an enziguri but Bourne catches the leg and counters with the Boston Crab. Red fights his way to the ropes but clearly has nothing left after the effort. Bourne pulls Red to his feet and props him up in the corner before nailing a beautiful shining wizard. Bourne covers but Red gets the leg up onto the rope at 2.

Bourne pulls Red to his feet and goes for a powerbomb, Red counters with a head-scissors takedown into a DDT. Both men are down, Red struggles just to breathe after hitting such a demanding move. Bourne is now bleeding profusely as Red finally begins to crawl over to his long-time friend and drapes an arm exhaustedly over Bourne�s chest. Bourne gets the arm up at 2 and 5/6 and the live crowd goes nuts.

Red gets to his knees, then after a long while stands and goes to grab Bourne who puts him down with a drop toe-hold before rolling him over and limping towards the nearest corner. Bourne ascends the top turnbuckle and hits the AIR BOURNE. Slow crawl for the pin and 1,2,3. The fans give both men a standing ovation.
19 Minutes and 35 seconds

[Cut to the announce table]

JJ: FIVE STAR MATCH! And this thing is just getting started, oh boy, I tell you. How is he going to have anything left for one more match, much less two matches?
Joel Gertner: Bourne moves on to round 2. I wonder if we can expect the same from Homicide and MVP against their mystery opponents.
JJ: After that match, I don�t think we have to worry about sending the fans home happy.

Match Summary: Round 1 #1 Contender Tournament
Homicide VS. TBA

Homicide comes out to a chorus of boos. The fans start a �you sold out� chant as he enters the ring and waits for his opponent. Suddenly Rey Mysterio�s music hits and the fans are standing up and cheering. Rey pulls out a mic� and tells Homicide that the doctors have allowed him to compete in the #1 Contender tournament and Homicide throws a tantrum. Mysterio slides into the ring and the bell is rung.

Homicide misses a wild right hand swing and Mysterio nails a crescent drop-kick before landing on his feet, Homicide hits the mat hard allowing Mysterio to nail a standing moonsault then hook the leg. Kick out at 1.

Homicide escapes to the outside, Mysterio with a sling-shot plancha to the outside and Homicide is down. Mysterio pulls him up and drapes Homicide over the guard-rail before nailing a tight-rope walk leg-drop to the back of his head. The fans are really behind Mysterio as he continues his offensive by propping Homicide against the guard rail and hitting a summersault clothesline to send both of them spilling back into the ring-side area. Homicide crawling away but gets caught by Mysterio who grabs him by the leg and locks on a prone ankle lock to the delight of the fans.

Mysterio releases the hold then climbs up to the apron as Homicide makes a slow recovery. As Homicide gets to his feet Mysterio comes off for a seated-senton, Homicide counters it with a vicious power-bomb then collapses onto his back for a moment. Both men struggle to get to their feet, Homicide up first and nails a vicious kick to the face of Mysterio before locking on a head-lock and liberally peppering Mysterio�s face with punches. Homicide taunts the crowd before transitioning into a bulldog onto the concrete floor. Mysterio is holding his head.
Homicide climbs into the ring as Mysterio begins to stir on the outside. The fans start a �YOU SUCK� chant aimed at Homicide who just smiles and flips them off. Mysterio gets to his feet and tries to enter the ring only to get sent crashing into the guard-rail thanks to a baseball slide from Homicide. Homicide opts to stay in the ring and enjoy his advantage. Mysterio gets to his feet again and tries to enter the ring, Homicide goes for a second baseball slide but Mysterio dodges and pulls Homicide out of the ring to land hard onto the floor. Mysterio grabs Homicide and rolls him into the ring, then applies a reverse arm-bar. Homicide manages to slide around and drape his leg onto the ropes to end the move.

Both men up now, Mysterio charges and gets the wheel-barrow body-scissors transitioning into an arm-drag that flings Homicide across the ring. Homicide recovers quickly and Mysterio gets him again with an arm-drag following it up with a Mexican Surf-board. Homicide refuses to quit, Mysterio rolls him over then re-applies the surf-board before losing his grip. Homicide hurting, wisely puts distance between himself and Mysterio. Mysterio goes into a cart-wheel only to find himself knocked silly with a brutal clothesline from Homicide who applies a chin-lock. Before rolling Mysterio over and going to the top-rope. Frog splash! Homicide hooks the leg and gets a 2 count.

Homicide starts arguing with the referee and Mysterio rolls him up for 2 count of his own. Homicide is enraged and nails Mysterio hard in the head with a roundhouse kick and hits a DDT on Mysterio. Mysterio dazed, tries to get to his feet as Homicide stalks him like a wild animal. GRINGO KILLAH! Homicide scores the pinfall.
9 minutes 34 seconds

Joel Gertner: Another BIG WIN for Homicide. That makes his record against Mysterio 2-0.

JJ: Mysterio appears to be hurt. Gotta wonder if it was too soon for him to get back into the ring last week.

Joel Gertner: Homicide moving onto round 2, Mysterio may be leaving the MSG on a stretcher for the second time in recent history.

[EMTs come out but Mysterio gets to his feet and raises his arm to the fans garnering a major cheer before exiting up the ramp by himself.]

JJ: That is a lotta heart, Joel.

Joel Gertner: Up next we have MVP facing yet another surprise entrant into the #1 Contender Tournament, but first let�s check out this video from Kofi Kingston and John Morrison, The Most Charismatic Tag Team in the Universe�

[The Most Charismatic Tag Team in the Universe appear on the screen both donning bright toothy smiles, posed �casually� in matching Hugh Hefner garb.]

John Morrison: Kofi, do you know if that busload of cheerleaders got home safely?

Kofi Kingston: [In a deep announcer-like voice.] Why yes John, they did.

John Morrison: Oh, are we rolling? My bad. Hello fan-base. It�s me�John Morrison and my good friend and co-tag team partner Kofi �The King� Kingston. We just wanted to touch upon a few of our career highlights before the big Ladder Match tonight just to give the people a crash-course on the next DWW World Tag Team Champions.
Kofi Kingston: The question isn�t even what have we done, the question is�what haven�t we done?

[The feed is cut and replaced by a strange Japanese symbol above a timer slowly counting down.]

JJ: What does Terry Funk have in store for us tonight?

Joel Gertner: Speaking of the unknown, MVP faces an unknown threat in just a few moments.

Match Summary: Round 1 #1 Contender Tournament
MVP VS. TBA

MVP doesn�t look shocked when his opponent is revealed to be Rob Terry of the British Tigers, however, he does look somewhat intimidated by the younger, larger athlete. MVP brings his A game but finds himself falling victim to a powerbomb and chokeslam for the win. Rob Terry celebrates his move to round 2.
5 minutes

JJ: Rob Terry with an impressive victory over a seasoned veteran. I tell you Joel, like him or not, Terry is going places.

[The Bogus Journeys appear on the screen through a fog of smoke. Paul London starts saying something inaudible and Kendrick begins to laugh. There is a Woody Harrelson poster displayed prominently on the wall and Kendrick points to it and says something. Finally, after a minute of silence the audio cuts back on.]

Paul London: Dude�not cool.

Brian Kendrick: This thing was off the whole time?

[Cut to the announce table.]

Joel Gertner: I haven�t seen two men that stoned in a long time.

JJ: That�s it? No double-entendre?

Joel Gertner: Just a statement of fact. I hope they�re ready for their match tonight. Up next we have�two�to be announced entrants. I think we�re about to find out who the hell they are.

Match Summary: Round 1 #1 Contender Tournament
TBA VS. TBA

The first man out is Magnus who receives a deserved round of boos. He turns pale as �Come out and Play� by The Offspring begins to play and Raven storms the rings to a great deal of fanfare. Magnus finds himself on the wrong end of Raven�s offense for a fast-paced match-up. Daffney distracts Raven long enough for Magnus to nail a low-blow and hit his finisher Tormentum for the win. Rob Terry runs out and both men celebrate the victory.
7 Minutes 12 seconds

[The events leading up to the Loser Leaves DWW Match, Terry Funk and the four men talk about the level of commitment and competition in the company. Shark Boy talks about MVP�s act of betrayal and his hopes for getting revenge. Jesse Neal and Primo whine about how they are never taken seriously and JTG complains about the company holding him down.]

Match Summary: Loser Leaves DWW
JTG VS. Shark Boy VS. Jesse Neal VS. Primo

A stiff, unforgiving match that sees all four men donning the proverbial crimson mask (even Shark Boy). After a good deal of double- and triple-teaming Shark Boy to no avail, Jesse Neal turns on Primo and nails his Spear. Shark Boy hits Diamond Dust on JTG and becomes Primo�s savior for the finish of the match. JTG leaves the ring in frustration and the DWW sees the last of him (possibly).
8 minutes 43 seconds

[Murder City Machine Guns highlight reel. Double-team moves, spots, etc.]

09-24-2010, 05:12 AM	#2
XL Feeling Oof-y Posts: 17,151	[Intro: SummerBANG!�10 Madison Square Gardens [In the ring stands Joel Gertner with a mic in his hands.] Joel Gertner: It is I, the Quintessential Stud Muffin, Joel �this girl I know wanted to see the show, lives here in Connecticut, so I told her to bend over, and I�d show her where I�d stick it; for forty-five minutes, she proceeded to tease and please and lick it, but when all was said and done, you know I made her buy a ticket� Gertner. [Pauses for standing ovation] Boy do we have a show for you guys�let me say that all of this�thank you for giving us the chance to do what we love. Thank you for your time and your loyalty. Thanks for being the best god-damned fans in the fucking sport! [Crowd cheers] [Joel Gertner walks to the ropes and points to the entrance way.] Joel Gertner: Now it�s time for a word from the man who made this all possible��The Hardcore Legend� Terry F�n Funk! [The stadium is on their feet as the lights dim and �Folsom Prison Blues� begins to play. The MSG crowd is electric as Funk hustles out from the entrance way dressed in a fine-tailored suit, a cowboy hat sitting atop his head. His eyes stare off into the distance for a moment as the song fades and the fans start to chant �Thank You Terry�.] Terry Funk: Tonight we�re putting it all on the line. I say, �win big or go home�, and every single man in the back is ready to make an impression you won�t soon forget. Fuck Hogan, Fuck Flair, if you�re not watching the DWW than you ain�t watching wrestling. This�this is what it�s all about. [The fans begin chanting �DEE-DUB-DUB�.] [Terry Funk gives a heart-felt wave before exiting up the ramp, turning one last time before telling the fans.] Thank you� [Cut to a pre-taped interview. Jeff Jarrett is standing next to Rhino who is seemingly seething with rage.] JJ: Rhino, you�ve had title matches before but, tonight you�re going to face The Miz for the first time in your career. How do you feel going into this. Rhino: I feel the same way I do before every match. Angry. Thinking about tonight, all the work, all the training and now I get to face The Miz for the DWW World Title�[Rhino seems unable to contain the emotion brewing inside, he smashes his fist into the wall leaving a hand-sized hole where he strikes.] JJ: Err, what kind of stipulations do you have in store for The Miz tonight? Rhino: The Miz will find that out after he steps in the ring. �Cuz tonight isn�t about The Miz, it�s about Rhino and the GORE! GORE! GORE! [Rhino storms off-camera leaving a bewildered looking Jarrett by himself.] JJ: Looks like we�re going to have to wait until then. [Cut to announcer�s table.] Joel Gertner: Rhino still not taking his meds I see. JJ: He�s madder than I�ve ever seen him Joel. I wouldn�t want to be in The Miz�s shoes tonight. Joel Gertner: Now, onto our first match. Two of the premier high-flyers in the sport facing each other for the chance to take the spot of #1 contender, it�s Evan Bourne against The Amazing Red. Match Summary: Round 1 #1 Contender Tournament �The Amazing Red� VS. Evan Bourne Evan Bourne makes his way out to the ring to �Clavicle� by Alkaline Trio, he waits calmly in the ring. The Amazing Red comes out with new music �Seeing Red� by the Whiskey Town Mafia. The fans rock the MSG with dueling chants, �RED!� �BOURNE!� �RED!� �BOURNE!� for nearly a minute while Red and Bourne shake hands. Both men make it obvious that this is business and not personal. The bell is rung. Bourne and Red lock up, Red goes behind for a German suplex but Bourne lands on his feet and attempts one of his own, Red too lands on his feet. They lock up again, Bourne with the side-headlock, Red shoves Bourne into the ropes then goes up for a standing drop-kick which Bourne stops just a few inches short of, Bourne with a springboard moonsault but Red rolls out of the way to safety. The fans are eating it up! Bourne and Red shake hands then circle each other warily. Another lock-up and this time Red takes control with some well timed knees to the mid-section, Bourne looks dazed and Red hits the ropes bouncing off for a cross-body dive that Bourne counters by catching Red and rolling backwards then capturing his arm in an arm-bar. Red escapes via reverse summersault, gets to his feet then nails Bourne in the head with a roundhouse kick. Red hits the ropes and comes off with a running shooting star press but Bourne counters with the knees then follows it up by sling-shotting Red into the turn-buckle then nailing a picture-perfect drop-kick to the back of Red and rolling him up with a schoolboy for a 2 count. Bourne pulls Red to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Red hooks his arms around them and Bourne charges in for a clothesline, Red pulls the ropes down and Bourne goes flying out of the ring. Red gets to his feet and gets to the center of the ring while Bourne recovers on the outside. Red with the cartwheel into a corkscrew moonsault onto Bourne who goes smashing into the guard rail causing the crowd to start a deafening �HOLY SHIT!� chant. Both men struggle to their feet, Red gets to his first and catches Bourne with a bull-dog onto the concrete that busts the side of his face open. Red in control now rolls Bourne into the ring then goes up top signaling for the Infrared (540 corkscrew senton bomb), Bourne comes around just in time to rush in and neutralize Red before hitting a Frankensteiner off the top rope. The crowd is hot now as Bourne makes the cover. Red gets the arm up at 2. Bourne pulls Red to his feet and nails the �Here We Go Driver� (pumphandle half-nelson driver) and hooks a leg. Red kicks out at 2 and �. Bourne is in shock now as he ascends the top turnbuckle and looks at his friend who wisely rolls to the outside. Red�s escape is short-lasting however, as Bourne hits a missile drop kick from the top rope to the outside which takes Red off his feet and sends him smashing into the guard rail and spilling over into the crowd. Bourne climbs up onto the apron and as Red gets to his feet sails into the crowd with a corkscrew moonsault of his own catching Red as well as a few patrons. The fans break out into another �HOLY SHIT!� chant as Bourne struggles to recover. Red crawling towards the ring manages to reach the guard rail before Bourne can get to his feet and uses it to pull himself up. Bourne, still dazed from his offense, looks around for Red who rushes forward for a desperate Red Spike (back to belly piledriver) that sees both men immobile. The ref begins a slow ten count. Bourne and Red both appear to be spent but, each manages to crawl to the guard rail in time to cut the ten count off. Bourne tumbles over the guard rail and back into the ring area, Red following behind. Bourne pulls himself into the ring and collapses, trying to catch his breath for a moment while Red does the same on the outside. The ref starts a second ten count and Red and Bourne both seem to wake up from their daze. Red slides into the ring and once again it�s Bourne and Red circling each other, albeit slowly, in the center of the ring. Red goes for an enziguri but Bourne catches the leg and counters with the Boston Crab. Red fights his way to the ropes but clearly has nothing left after the effort. Bourne pulls Red to his feet and props him up in the corner before nailing a beautiful shining wizard. Bourne covers but Red gets the leg up onto the rope at 2. Bourne pulls Red to his feet and goes for a powerbomb, Red counters with a head-scissors takedown into a DDT. Both men are down, Red struggles just to breathe after hitting such a demanding move. Bourne is now bleeding profusely as Red finally begins to crawl over to his long-time friend and drapes an arm exhaustedly over Bourne�s chest. Bourne gets the arm up at 2 and 5/6 and the live crowd goes nuts. Red gets to his knees, then after a long while stands and goes to grab Bourne who puts him down with a drop toe-hold before rolling him over and limping towards the nearest corner. Bourne ascends the top turnbuckle and hits the AIR BOURNE. Slow crawl for the pin and 1,2,3. The fans give both men a standing ovation. 19 Minutes and 35 seconds [Cut to the announce table] JJ: FIVE STAR MATCH! And this thing is just getting started, oh boy, I tell you. How is he going to have anything left for one more match, much less two matches? Joel Gertner: Bourne moves on to round 2. I wonder if we can expect the same from Homicide and MVP against their mystery opponents. JJ: After that match, I don�t think we have to worry about sending the fans home happy. Match Summary: Round 1 #1 Contender Tournament Homicide VS. TBA Homicide comes out to a chorus of boos. The fans start a �you sold out� chant as he enters the ring and waits for his opponent. Suddenly Rey Mysterio�s music hits and the fans are standing up and cheering. Rey pulls out a mic� and tells Homicide that the doctors have allowed him to compete in the #1 Contender tournament and Homicide throws a tantrum. Mysterio slides into the ring and the bell is rung. Homicide misses a wild right hand swing and Mysterio nails a crescent drop-kick before landing on his feet, Homicide hits the mat hard allowing Mysterio to nail a standing moonsault then hook the leg. Kick out at 1. Homicide escapes to the outside, Mysterio with a sling-shot plancha to the outside and Homicide is down. Mysterio pulls him up and drapes Homicide over the guard-rail before nailing a tight-rope walk leg-drop to the back of his head. The fans are really behind Mysterio as he continues his offensive by propping Homicide against the guard rail and hitting a summersault clothesline to send both of them spilling back into the ring-side area. Homicide crawling away but gets caught by Mysterio who grabs him by the leg and locks on a prone ankle lock to the delight of the fans. Mysterio releases the hold then climbs up to the apron as Homicide makes a slow recovery. As Homicide gets to his feet Mysterio comes off for a seated-senton, Homicide counters it with a vicious power-bomb then collapses onto his back for a moment. Both men struggle to get to their feet, Homicide up first and nails a vicious kick to the face of Mysterio before locking on a head-lock and liberally peppering Mysterio�s face with punches. Homicide taunts the crowd before transitioning into a bulldog onto the concrete floor. Mysterio is holding his head. Homicide climbs into the ring as Mysterio begins to stir on the outside. The fans start a �YOU SUCK� chant aimed at Homicide who just smiles and flips them off. Mysterio gets to his feet and tries to enter the ring only to get sent crashing into the guard-rail thanks to a baseball slide from Homicide. Homicide opts to stay in the ring and enjoy his advantage. Mysterio gets to his feet again and tries to enter the ring, Homicide goes for a second baseball slide but Mysterio dodges and pulls Homicide out of the ring to land hard onto the floor. Mysterio grabs Homicide and rolls him into the ring, then applies a reverse arm-bar. Homicide manages to slide around and drape his leg onto the ropes to end the move. Both men up now, Mysterio charges and gets the wheel-barrow body-scissors transitioning into an arm-drag that flings Homicide across the ring. Homicide recovers quickly and Mysterio gets him again with an arm-drag following it up with a Mexican Surf-board. Homicide refuses to quit, Mysterio rolls him over then re-applies the surf-board before losing his grip. Homicide hurting, wisely puts distance between himself and Mysterio. Mysterio goes into a cart-wheel only to find himself knocked silly with a brutal clothesline from Homicide who applies a chin-lock. Before rolling Mysterio over and going to the top-rope. Frog splash! Homicide hooks the leg and gets a 2 count. Homicide starts arguing with the referee and Mysterio rolls him up for 2 count of his own. Homicide is enraged and nails Mysterio hard in the head with a roundhouse kick and hits a DDT on Mysterio. Mysterio dazed, tries to get to his feet as Homicide stalks him like a wild animal. GRINGO KILLAH! Homicide scores the pinfall. 9 minutes 34 seconds Joel Gertner: Another BIG WIN for Homicide. That makes his record against Mysterio 2-0. JJ: Mysterio appears to be hurt. Gotta wonder if it was too soon for him to get back into the ring last week. Joel Gertner: Homicide moving onto round 2, Mysterio may be leaving the MSG on a stretcher for the second time in recent history. [EMTs come out but Mysterio gets to his feet and raises his arm to the fans garnering a major cheer before exiting up the ramp by himself.] JJ: That is a lotta heart, Joel. Joel Gertner: Up next we have MVP facing yet another surprise entrant into the #1 Contender Tournament, but first let�s check out this video from Kofi Kingston and John Morrison, The Most Charismatic Tag Team in the Universe� [The Most Charismatic Tag Team in the Universe appear on the screen both donning bright toothy smiles, posed �casually� in matching Hugh Hefner garb.] John Morrison: Kofi, do you know if that busload of cheerleaders got home safely? Kofi Kingston: [In a deep announcer-like voice.] Why yes John, they did. John Morrison: Oh, are we rolling? My bad. Hello fan-base. It�s me�John Morrison and my good friend and co-tag team partner Kofi �The King� Kingston. We just wanted to touch upon a few of our career highlights before the big Ladder Match tonight just to give the people a crash-course on the next DWW World Tag Team Champions. Kofi Kingston: The question isn�t even what have we done, the question is�what haven�t we done? [The feed is cut and replaced by a strange Japanese symbol above a timer slowly counting down.] JJ: What does Terry Funk have in store for us tonight? Joel Gertner: Speaking of the unknown, MVP faces an unknown threat in just a few moments. Match Summary: Round 1 #1 Contender Tournament MVP VS. TBA MVP doesn�t look shocked when his opponent is revealed to be Rob Terry of the British Tigers, however, he does look somewhat intimidated by the younger, larger athlete. MVP brings his A game but finds himself falling victim to a powerbomb and chokeslam for the win. Rob Terry celebrates his move to round 2. 5 minutes JJ: Rob Terry with an impressive victory over a seasoned veteran. I tell you Joel, like him or not, Terry is going places. [The Bogus Journeys appear on the screen through a fog of smoke. Paul London starts saying something inaudible and Kendrick begins to laugh. There is a Woody Harrelson poster displayed prominently on the wall and Kendrick points to it and says something. Finally, after a minute of silence the audio cuts back on.] Paul London: Dude�not cool. Brian Kendrick: This thing was off the whole time? [Cut to the announce table.] Joel Gertner: I haven�t seen two men that stoned in a long time. JJ: That�s it? No double-entendre? Joel Gertner: Just a statement of fact. I hope they�re ready for their match tonight. Up next we have�two�to be announced entrants. I think we�re about to find out who the hell they are. Match Summary: Round 1 #1 Contender Tournament TBA VS. TBA The first man out is Magnus who receives a deserved round of boos. He turns pale as �Come out and Play� by The Offspring begins to play and Raven storms the rings to a great deal of fanfare. Magnus finds himself on the wrong end of Raven�s offense for a fast-paced match-up. Daffney distracts Raven long enough for Magnus to nail a low-blow and hit his finisher Tormentum for the win. Rob Terry runs out and both men celebrate the victory. 7 Minutes 12 seconds [The events leading up to the Loser Leaves DWW Match, Terry Funk and the four men talk about the level of commitment and competition in the company. Shark Boy talks about MVP�s act of betrayal and his hopes for getting revenge. Jesse Neal and Primo whine about how they are never taken seriously and JTG complains about the company holding him down.] Match Summary: Loser Leaves DWW JTG VS. Shark Boy VS. Jesse Neal VS. Primo A stiff, unforgiving match that sees all four men donning the proverbial crimson mask (even Shark Boy). After a good deal of double- and triple-teaming Shark Boy to no avail, Jesse Neal turns on Primo and nails his Spear. Shark Boy hits Diamond Dust on JTG and becomes Primo�s savior for the finish of the match. JTG leaves the ring in frustration and the DWW sees the last of him (possibly). 8 minutes 43 seconds [Murder City Machine Guns highlight reel. Double-team moves, spots, etc.]