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Kevin Nash
I hate those two bastards but I have to say they wrestled a heck of a match. But if I were a betting man I would say that in a rematch AJ Styles and Rob Van Dam.
Josh Matthews
Yes, one has got to wonder how much of a factor the two of them wrestling a match only an hour ago played into this defeat.
Time: 30:00
Segment #3
Samoa Joe is in Mick Foley’s office demanding a shot at the TIW World Heavyweight Championship. Foley grants him the title match and says that he will be the first contender for the championship after tonight’s Sheamus/Christian bout. This doesn’t work for Joe. Joe say that he wants a shot at the title tonight. He wants to be the first ever champion. Foley says that he can’t do that. He says such a thing cannot be done. Joe argues that he has beaten both men in the main event, if anything he should already be the champion. Foley apologizes but say nothing can be done the match is already set. Joe repeats “There’s nothing you can do? There’s nothing YOU can do.” He then storms out of the office.
Time: 2:30
Match #6
Ring Announcer
Tony Chimel
The following contest is a Mexican Death Match. Here are the rules: the two men competing in this match will wrestle until one of them is able to score a pinfall or force his opponent to submit. After a pinfall the wrestler who has been pinned will have ten seconds to get to their feet, if they do the match will continue. The first person to get a pinfall followed by his opponent being unable to answer the ten count will be the winner. Now introducing first wrestling out of Houston, Texas weighing in at 285lbs Hernandez!
Hernandez comes out sporting a shit that says “Via Con Dios Chavito” he gets in the ring and he looks ready to go.
Ring Announcer
Tony Chimel
And his opponent wrestling out of El Paso, Texas weighing in at 215lbs Chavo Guerrero.
Falls Count Anywhere Mexican Death Match
Chavo Guerrero v. Hernandez
Chavo comes out of the crowd in street cloths climbs to the top rop and hits a crossbody to kick off the match. Chavo starts out furiously and with fists from the mount position. Hernandez pussh him off but Chavo is tenacious and gose right back to the mount. Chavo gets cocky and begins the three amigos but on the third one Hernandez pushes Chavo off. Hernandez takes over by hitting a huge shoulder block and then gorilla press slams Chavo into the turnbuckle. He then throws Chavo to the outside and runs him into the ring post and Chavo is busted open early. We then get several minutes of Hernandez just demolishing a bloody Chavo Guerrero. Things take a sick turn when Hernandez uses a steel chain to beat Chavo. Hernandez doesn’t go for a pin so the 10 count can’t begin and Josh Matthews in livid in the booth that Hernandez just wants to punish Chavo and has no intention of winning the match. Hernandez sets Chavo into the corner and wraps the steel chain around his own shoulder.
Hernandez runs to go for a chain assisted shoulder tackle. Chavo gets out of the way and the sound of the chain and shoulder of Hernandez panging against the post is sick as Hernandez falls to the outside. Chavo hits a suicide dive and a sick missile dropkick to the knee, which allows him to hit a series of kicks to knock Hernandez down. Hernandez fires back with a big boot and a uranage but the work on the legs cause Hernandez not to follow up. They both make their way into the ring. Chavo tries to punish Hernandez with punches but is constantly shoved aside. Hernandez gets a hold of the chain and begins to choke Chavo but he counters with a kick to the balls. Chavo finally gets his hands on the chain and chokes Hernandez but Hernandez snapmares out of it and then beils Chavo with the chain. He still refuses to go for the cover and Chavo looks dead. Chavo some how manages to get his feet and when Hernandez comes charging in he gets the three count but the ref only counts to 2 before Hernandez pops back up to his feet.
Hernandez wraps the chain around his arm and hits a sick lariat but doesn’t go to for the pin. Hernandez goes to the outside and stacks two tables on top of each other. With Hernandez back in the ring Chavo kicks him in the groin, hits a running punt to the groin and then repeated stomps to the groin. Chavo wraps the chain around Hernandez’s leg. And whips him in the groin with the rest of the chain. He then stretches the chain out and ties it to the top rope on the opposite side of the ring. Chavo stomps to the groin once more for good measure and then climbs to the top rop points to the sky and hist the five star from splash and gets the three count. The ref begins to count down Hernandez 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Hernandez begins to stir. 6… 7… Hernandez reaches for the bottom rope. 8… he begins to pull himself up 9… he’s almost to his feet but Chavo pulls the chain tripping Hernandez and the ref doesn’t see it 10!! Chavo wins!
Winner: Chavo Guerrero
Chavo is very happy with his victory and is jumping around the ring. As he’s doing this Hernandez unties the chin from the ring rope and then unties the chain from around is ankle. As Chavo is genuflecting to the crowd Hernandez knocks Chavo down with a double sledge . He then wraps the chain around Chavo’s neck and begins to choke Chavo until he finally passes out. Hernandez then drags the lifeless body of Chavo all the way up the ramp and to the stage by his neck. Once he gets him their he boarder tosses Chavo off the stage and into a few pyro boards that spark up at impact. Hernandez raises his hands to the crowd and they are two stunned by these actions to even react. Hernandez finally goes back stage as EMT’s come rushing out to check on Chavo.
Time: 17:00
Segment #4
We see Dolph and Drew celebrating in the back their victory, the champagne is flowing and the two young men are going crazy. Sheamus walks in the locker room. He tells them to save some champagne for him after he win the TIW World Championship. Dolph and Drew say they will and wish him luck as Sheamus leaves.
Time: 1:30
Post Match Aftermath
Chavo has a neck brace on and they have just put him on a back board.
Kevin Nash
I don’t know which is more disgusting that celebration or what Hernandez just did right here.
Josh Matthews
You don’t know which is worse? I don’t know how you could possibly find any justification for what Hernandez did to Chavo Guerrero. Chavo Guerrero is from a legenday family and is a veteran of fifteen years. He won the match and then Hernandez had to go and do that.
Kevin Nash
I guess you’re right.
Chavo is placed from the backboard onto the stretcher and they begin to wheel him out of the arena.
Josh Matthews
Okay, we’re going to try out very best to refocus here since we still have out main event yet to come.
Time: 3:00
Match #7
Without any music or anything Samoa Joe comes out to the ring and he looks pissed. He gets on the mic and say that he is the best wrestler in TIW and he has proven it since day one. He says that he wants to be the first TIW World Heavyweight Championship, and he deserves to be. He then says that Mick Foley has told him that there is nothing he can do to make Joe the first ever TIW World Heavyweight Championship. But he says there is something he can do.
Out of the back and down the ramp come a whole group of people. They are just a bunch of regular guys in black shirts.
Josh Matthews
What’s all this?
Joe then proceeds to say that if there is no main event there is no champion. He says that the he should be the champion and he should be the main event. He says that he will ensure that Christian and Sheamus are not the main event and that neither of them are the champion but taking down the ring.
The men surrounding the ring then begin breaking down the ring, and the crowd begins to boo. Just as the first couple of turnbuckles are being loosened and popping off Christian and Sheamus rush to the ring. They both blow past the fake ring crew that is breaking down the ring and they attack Joe, and Joe is more than happy to fight them back. As they’re fighting Mick Foley comes out and he’s waving to the back. Out of the back rushes almost twenty security guards ands they swarm the ring.
Four security guards pull apart the brawl between Sheamus and Christian and Samoa Joe. The four security guards then begin to hold Samoa Joe as the rest of the security stops the fake ring crew from further breaking down the ring. Joe is basically dragged kicking and screaming up the ramp and past Mick Foley as the fake ring crew is subdued peacefully. All of them are escorted up the ramp.
Foley walks down to the ring to assess the damage to the ring. He then gets on the mic and says that they are in the wrestling business and that there are certain safety precautions that they need to uphold. He says that without a functional ring he cannot compel either of them men in the main event to wrestle. He then goes on to say that the fans here came to see a World Championship match and he hopes to give that to them. He then asks both men if they would be willing to wrestler for the title despite the ring being in such poor shape. Christian agreed immediately. Sheamus agrees reluctantly. Foley then asks for the ref to come down there and for the real ring crew to come down to hopefully fix the ring by the end of this match.
As the ring crew is fixing the ring Tony Chimel gives both men an introduction that would make Michael Buffer proud. The match then begins.
For the TIW World Heavyweight Championship
Christian v. Sheamus
As the officials are trying to put the ring ropes back together the match starts. Christian is getting a tremendous ovation from the fans and Sheamus is getting booed unmercifully. They tie up and Chemus backs Christian into the limp corner and gives him clean break but the fans still boo. Sheamus can’t do anything right in the fans eyes. Waistlock switches to start and Christian clean breaks too as Sheamus gets to the limp ropes, which gets polite applause. Sheamuss refuses to break clean next and that gets booed too. Sheamus could donate his pay check to charity tonight and he’d get booed. Sheamus whips Christian into the ropes and the ropes don’t help and Christian just falls to the outside but he scrambles in quickly. Sheamus headlocks Christian over to dictate the pace. Sheamus pulls the hair to stop Christian getting out of the headlock.
Sheamus gets caught in a head scissors and Christian keeps pushing his head back in there working at Celtic Warrior’s neck. The ring crew now has one side of the for sides of the ring ropes somewhat taught. Sheamus gets out of the head scissor and goes for the a head lock of his own but Christian gets out of the way and nails an elbow to the back of Sheamus’ The jarring on that neck looks like it hurt bad. Christian now controls with the headlock almost as a retort to Sheamus’ use of it. Sheamus gets out of the ring but Christian headlocks him back in. The ring crew now have two of the four sides taught with ropes Sheamus tries a back suplex but Christian holds on. Sheamus keeps trying to break free so Christian bulldogs him for 2. Christian used the momentum of Sheamus trying to push him off to drive him down. Christian dropkicks him in the neck. Fisherman suplex gets 2. Backbreaker and Christian works at the neck again rather than rush into another pin attempt.
Sheamus considers the Pale Justice but Sheamus gets out and hits a neckbreaker. Christian tries to springboard dropkick but the ropes aren’t ready yet and he falls to the outside and Sheamus follows. Christian and Sheamus battle on the outside and Christian whips Sheamus into the guard rail. Sheamus comes right back out with a clothsline. They battle onto the apron where Sheamus hits a swinging neck breaker. Christian looks in a lot of pain. Seems the aim was to even the playing field by injuring Christian’s neck. Christian gets whipped into a few rails giving the ring crew a chance to fix the ring. Christian eventually reverses Sheamus into one and he hits upside down. The ref isn’t even counting them out since this is finally giving the ringcrew a shot to fix the ring. So much for that the two of them get back in the ring and almost knock over a few ring crew members in the process.
Back inside Sheamus goes for the Broge Kick but nails a poor ring crew member as Christian rolls him up for two. They get the “boo”, “yay” thing. Crowd just boos the hell out of Sheamus. They even get an FU Sheamus chant going. Sheamus with a back suplex for 2 and he’s screaming at the crowd. He’s really let the crowd get to him. Christian gets run into the corner and it mercifully stays intact the ring crew seem to almost have the ring fixed. The fans are so against Sheamus that the book a chinlock. Christian tries to fire up but Sheamus side slams him for 2. The buckle is now exposed and the ring crew seem pissed that Sheamus is messing with their work but despite the exposed turnbuckle the ring is now back together. Sheamus whips Christian (boo), feet up (yay), Sheamus into the buckle (yay). Both men down. Sheamus is up first but Christian lays in strikes to more big reactions. Dropkick from Christian scores. Sheamus into the buckle again and a backdrop leaves him selling his back.
Christian even goes HOGAN on Sheamus by doing the “YOU”. Tornado DDT off the freshly fixed ring…gets 2. Christian goes up for the High Crossbody for 2. Frog splash is met with knees and Sheamus hits a lariat for 2. Cheer for the kickout. They fight over a suplex and Sheamus wins with a dropkick to his face. Discus lariat is ducked and Christian comes up into a backslide for 2. Sheamus hauls him up for the DVD. That gets 2. Sheamus goes for the Broge kick but he crotches himself. Christian kicks the rope and that won’t help Sheamus’ social life. Christian sets up for a sunset flip powerbomb and gets the crowd chants. Sheamus punches him to stop it and goes up for the superplex but they continue to fight. Back body drop off the top Sheamus quickly gets down to the mat Broge Kick 1… 2… KICK OUT! Sheamus drags him to his feet to set up the finish.
Christian slugs at Sheamus. But Christian is weak and Sheamus crotches him on the top rope to set up Pale Justice. Christian fights with clubbing blows and hooks Sheamus arms he’s going for a Killswitch on the top rope!!! Sheamus punches up and nails the Pale Justice and lucky for Christian he rolls out of the ring after the impact. Sheamus is perfectly fine with winning by count out but Christian has other plans and gets in at 9. Sheamus goes for another Broge Kick but misses double leg take down and Christian locks in the Clover leaf. Sheamus wuickly gets his foot on the rope but Christian drags him back out so Sheamus rolls through for a two. Christian quickly goes to the top rope but Sheamus catches him and crotches the Instant Classic. Sheamus climbs the ropes and looks to be going for a reverse Pale Justice from the second rope. Christian clubs the back of Sheamus’ neck. Christian shows great balance by setting up the Kill Switch and the Kill Switch is engaged from the top rope all the way to the ring. No doubt about this one. 1… 2… 3!! We have a TIW World Heavyweight Champion and it’s Christian!
Winner and New TIW World Heavyweight Champion: Christian
After the match Christian is holding up the title belt as confettee falls from the rafters and that is the image we’re left with as the show goes off the air.
Time: 42:00
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