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Old 05-13-2004, 08:46 PM   #28
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1. Jefferson Starship - We Built This City Annoying, yes. Worst song ever? Hardly.
2. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart Okay. Agreed.
3. Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight What, exactly, is "Wang Chung tonight?" A fun song, but pretty bad.
4. Limp Bizkit - Rollin This might get #1 on the official Loopy List.
5. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby Yeah, it's bad, but in a fun, campy, can-you-believe-this-guy kind of way that makes it what it is.
6. Heart of rock and Roll - Huey Lewis and the News Meh. I don't feel like commenting on all of these.
7. Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy *Whistles "hook"* So much fun. Shame on you, Blender. Great, now it's stuck in my head.
8. Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time While I'm not a fan of actors-turned-musicians, there is a lot worse stuff out there. ("Heartbeat," anyone?)
9. Madonna - American Life See #6
10. Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney - ebony and ivory I'm a Beatles mark, but I have a strong dislike for a lot of Paul's solo work. However, he's made far worse than "E&I." What about "Jet?"
11. Clay Aiken-Invisible This is just on here to appease the "American Idol" haters. Not a good song, but not one of the worst of all time.
12. The Beach Boys - Kokomo Not their best, but it's a good feel-good song.
13. Genesis - Illegal Alien See #6
14. Bette Midler - From a Distance Yeah, okay. It's a decent song, I suppose, but if I never hear it again, I'll be fine.
15. the rembrandts - i'll be there for you Overplayed? Certainly. Top 15 worst songs ever? Not by a longshot. It's a nice bit of well-played and -written pop that is a good mid-'90s time-capsulish song.
16. 4 Non Blondes - What's Up Good call, Blender. Good call.
17. mc hammer - pumps and a bump I don't know this one. Is this when he tried to go gangsta?
18. Chicago - You're My Inspiration See #6
19. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister See #6
20. Lionel Richie - Dancing On The Ceiling See #6. Hitting a dry patch here...
21. Spin Doctors - Two Princes Remember when they played this on Sesame Street? Yeah... Me either...
22. Toby Keith - Courtesy of the Red White and Blue (Angry American) There's a special place in Hell for people that write bad jingoistic music.
23. Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night Shouldn't he have run into things a lot? Here's another good call by Blender, IMO.
24. Five for Fighting - Superman Bullshit.
25. Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - I'll be missing you A nice tribute, but PD is a no-talent hack. Just seeing his name on this list makes me happy.
26. The Doors - The End Big flaming pile of bullshit. This is a wonderful song.
27. Europe - The Final Countdown The best sports-arena song in the world. Yes, better than "Rock & Roll Part 2."
28. John Mayer - Your Body Is a Wonderland What about "Bigger Than My Body?" If you're going to pick a John Mayer song, at least pick his worst one.
29. Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's She said "I think I remember the film." Gold.
30. Whitney Houston - The Greatest Love Off All See #6
31. Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm The "Weird Al" Parody is better, but this is still a sweet song.
32. Will Smith - WILL 2K I've erased this song from memory. Sounds like that's a good thing?
33. Aqua - Barbie Girl If "Rollin'" is #1, this is #2.
34. Dan Fogleberg - Longer Don't know it.
35. REM - Shiny Happy People This is such a fun song. Does NOT belong on this list.
36. master p - make 'em say ugh Okay, this makes #3 on the list...
37. Gerardo - Rico Suave So bad, it's great.
38. Rednex - Cotton Eyed Joe Horribly written, yet still a fantastically catchy song. Another great arena song.
39. Ricky Martin - She Bangs Again, there are worse Ricky songs out there, but this one is pretty bad. Good call by Blender.
40. Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up See #6
41. Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire It's like a history lesson set to music, and anything that ambitious deserves better than winding up on this list.
42. Simon and Garfunkel - The Sounds of Silence Easily one of the top 100 (50?) or so songs of all-time, IMO. Blender is so full of shit on this one, it's coming out their ears.
43. Uncle Kracker - Follow Me Once more, there are worse Kracker songs out there.
44. Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) It's like they're just pulling these out of their asses now...
45. JaRule feat Ashanti-Mesmerized Never heard it, but since I loathe both artists, I am all for this being on the list.
46. New Kids On The Block - Hangin' Tough Oh, come on! Any band that has the guy from "Boomtown" in it can't be ALL bad!
47. Bryan Adams - The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You Don't know it. Awful, awful title, though.
48. The Beatles - Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Okay, who wants to help organize a lynch mob to make a run on Blender? This is a great song and shouldn't be anywhere near this list! :foc:
49. Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy Confession time. I just listened to this yesterday. Not a good song by any means, but it's so campy it's a classic.
50. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (titanic) Way overplayed, but a pretty good song. If you like that sort of overpowering ballad style.
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