D-Von had seen something like this on National Geographic. When the long necked people removed their rings, the sudden lack of support could make their necks collapse and suffocate them, so he had to act fast!!!
RVD was so disgusted with Bubba's horrible rendition of the Y-M-C-A that D-Von had to restrain him.
At this moment, D-Von thanked his lucky stars for TPWW and their ever-useful invisible crucifix gags.
His pit odor had already knocked Van Dam out, but it was so bad even D-Von had to cringe.
I know they're heels and all, but holding a poor, defenseless headless guy to be attacked is just plain low.
Rey indicates how many people are actually currently in SmackDOWN!'s main event scene.
"That's right, that's the person who stole my watch. He's also a homo."
Chavo tried to go ET on Jacqueline's ass but was stopped by the black void of the edge of the picture.
It was a sad day when the Cruiserweight Title was defended by a woman who'd hardly been on TV the past year against a random drunken hobo in the middle of a field were people practiced Falon Gong.
Presenting... the Ambiguously Gay Hobos!!! I mean Homos!!!! I mean Hobos!!!
Charles Robinson's aria didn't wow the pants off of Chavo Classic, so Jacqueline had to step in and do it manually.
Eddie was pissed.
"HOW COULD YOU USE THAT KRYPTONITE ON MY GOOD FRIEND CLARK KENT???"
Rather than help, Booker just stood there and patted Steven Richards on the neck as he stood there strangling poor Stamboli.
"Ammo supply...CHECK! Fuel supply.. CHECK! Air supply... *The One that You Love starts playing on the speakers*
Here I am
The one that you love
Askin' for another day
Understand the one that you love..."
All hell broke loose when Rita Repulsa enlisted the services of Van Helsing for her evil deeds and then made her new monster grow.
Booker was just as shocked as everyone else to find out it wasn't really butter.
The posing was cool, it was turning into a werewolf to battle vampires that was a bitch...
Eddie's new Double J gimmick wasn't working out too well.
Eddie knew he should be selling this more seriously, but how could you keep a straight face when you were being arrested by William Hung?
But then Bradshaw made William sound like Andrea Bocelli when he belted out his rendition of "Unchained Melody," and... well... lets just say Eddie really despised bad singers...
Holly was equally confused as to why he'd been crazy glued to Eugene.
It was pretty bad when Cena had to resort to putting notes on his hands to remember what to do next in his matches.
Cena was confused as to why Srgt Dan was Japanese this week, but whatever.
Cena and the Frost Giant share a touching moment when John gives the big guy his favorite candy bar to munch on.
As the thought bubbles showed, Bradshaw couldn't never get his mind off of profitting on Wall Street, even during a match.
For whatever reason, Bradshaw wasn't as successful as Renee Dupree in convincing people his penis was so long it had to wear pants.
Bradshaw re-enacts his high school bullying days by carrying a hapless victim back to the showerroom...
He might have been a bully, but Bradshaw ALWAYS came up with new and interesting positions to sodomize people.
Fans celebrated when the invisible crucifix finally chose a good victim to crucify.