D-Von looks the other way as RVD's fists start their vicious attack.
Bubba is shocked when RVD shits out D-Von.
RVD: Ok, the Rock does this little fancy arm thing... Then what?
RVD escaped by biting D-Von's nipple.
When he fired the missle from his chest, we knew that D-Von was the prototype for Sektor.
Rey shows us how many different masks he's going to wear tonight.
Jackie: You're a goofball!
Chavo: Not only have you been gone so long that you don't know all the running jokes, but you're also a Homo!
Chavo Classic: I took my Viagra, today!
Jackie was devastated when she learned that YMCA was a running gag, too!
The Ref just found a skid in Classic's speedos...
Kurt: Dammit man, get a breathmint...
Nick Patrick was amazed that Booker T made his entire hand disappear...
Booker: And I can make it reappear, too!
Booker: Kane did this Monday, get some new material, sucka!
Booker was shocked at seeing the Rico/Rikishi HGA match; He didn't know that Rikishi could MOVE like that!
Van Helsing gets word that the Bigger Brood has started to Terrorize Raw...
Insert "Shatter Window with his 'heat.'" joke here...
Eddie is happy: It's not everyday you get to be arrested by William Hung
JR Ewing: He's the one who shot me... I think.
Ref: Bob, calm down. He's actually paid his dues.
John Cena takes the weirdest Eye Exams known to man.
It seems pinching the nipple is just as good an escape as biting it...
John Cena: Champion Dart Player, failed to get over with the fans.
JBL, having recently changed his name to Gold, is glad to be appreciated by his fans.
JBL didn't know he was there, but Solid Snake Misterio Jr. Was spotted by the Referee!
JBL: I'm gonna take you to the showers...
Rey: NOOOOO!
Knowing that he's as over as a Lead Balloon, JBL does an impression of another overpushed "Never Was."
Gimme a T!