Reporter: My name is I.P. Freely and our top story tonight: 25 people were killed in a tragic accident at a WWE event in Bum****, Idaho last night. The fans were enjoying a match between A-Train and Test when suddenly a cage fell from the top of the ring and landed in the crowd. Word has it that WWE Superstar Sean O'Haire was bored out of his mind and started swinging...
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