The following is the dialogue of a WWE meeting concerning the state of Smackdown.
Vince: Ok, everyone. Smackdown's ratings have been going way down, while Raws have been back to fairly steady rates. Any ideas what's going on here?
Undertaker: It's that damn Guerrero. He's a screwup as the champ.
Vince: Hmm....you've got a point there, Mark. What if we have you take him on in a title match. You think you can carry him?
Taker: Well, I might be able to, but there's no saying. I can't be a miracle worker.
*Both begin laughing hysterically*
Heyman: Uh, guys....I think there are more problems with the show than the main event. The writing is....
Vince: Heyman, who let you in here?
Heyman: Vince, I attend all of these meetings. I've been doing so since you hired me.
Vince: I don't remember ever inviting you. You're lucky I don't fire your ass for crashing all of our meetings. Get out!
*Heyman leaves without saying a word almost as if it were an everyday thing...*
Shane: Yo, pops. How this for ratings. Have Big show come back, flipping cars like a madman. THen Stephanie shows up and tries to stop him, but he goes crazy and hits her. THat's when I show up to protect her and he and I have an epic feud for 6 months ending in a "Flip the Ambulance" match. I throw him in the Ambulance and flip it over and they declare me the Australian champion.
*Vince's eyes widen in delight.*
Vince* Shane, that's absolutely brilliant!
Shane: Hey, pops, what can I say? Like father like son!!
Vince: All we need is for Steph to agree to be involved. Steph?
*Stephanie sits on HHH's lap on a chair in the corner of the room filing her nails.*
Vince: Steph? Steph!
SHane: Yo, sis!
Vince: STEPH STEPH STEPH!!!
Undertaker: STEPH!
Vince: Hey Steph!
Shane: Yo, sis, wake up!
*HHH nudges Stephanie. SHe snaps out of her trance*
Steph: Huh? What?
Vince: We need you to be part of Big Show's big return. Are you in?
Steph: Huh? When did Big Show leave? Is he hurt?
Shane: You remember that big episode of Smackdown when Angle got his leg broken and Big Show flipped that car over, right sis?
Steph: Angle broke his leg? How long will he be out? Huh?
*Vince rolls his eyes*
Vince: Are you in or out, Steph?
Stephanie: I guess I'm in. It'll have to wait until I'm done with my nails.
Vince: It'll be taped on Tuesday.
Steph: Huh?
Vince:
I can't believe I'm going to hand the company over to her...
Shane: What's that, pop?
Vince: Oh...nothing, Shawn.
Shane: THat's Shane, pop.
Vince: Right. What...did I call you Stone Cold again?
HHH interupts: Hey! YOu wanna know why Smackdown's down in the ratings? It's cause I'm not there!
Vince: You're right. We should have kept you traded when we had the storyline all written up.
*A thought bubble appears over HHH's head. Inside is a picture of a sinking ship.*
HHH: Uh....actually, I'm in the middle of a feud with Shawn. And after that I'm gonna squash that Benjamin kid a few times. And plus, you've got me due up for the World title again in a couple months. Remember?
Vince: Oh yeah. Hey, let's call it a day.
Shane: WHat about Smackdown?
Vince: Is that O'Hare guy around to blame it on?
Shane: No, you fired him.
Vince: Oh yeah. We'll blame it on Dupree then.
Shane: Sounds good.
*ALL leave.*
The end.