[The Naitch]

From the book. Enjoy

Now it was just Konnan, myself and Juventud, who said he felt like hanging out some more. All of a sudden, Juvy started wigging out. He started going off on us, first me, then on Konnan. You know what, you guys are fucking dicks. You haven't treated me with respect. You've always pointed the finger at me. It got worse from there. His rants against us became more intense. Then he started telling us we were going to die. Konnan tried to calm him down. No no no you don't get it. Said Juventud. I'm a messenger. I'm God. And you don't understand. We're all going to die. Here He started yelling at Konnan, then grabbed his glasses and crushed them in half. And then he crushed mine. We got to get in the water. He said, taking off his clothes trying to climb the wall. By now people were passing by, going to work or wherever. You see those people? They know. They're with me. They know. Other wrestlers and hotel security came out to see the whole commotion. He looked like a total madman-with his long hair and no shirt. Before we knew it, he was butt naked. The cops came and arrested him. He was charged with a bunch of crimes, including assault and drug possession. I think it took six to eight cops to arrest and mace him