**two nights ago, Jim Cornette gathers all his OVW talent ina secret mmeeting**
Jim: He everyone...good news. You guys have been doing such a great job that we're sending y'all on a trip!
Roster: YAY!
Jim: We're goin somehere beautiful..a vacation paradise!!!
Roster: Yay!
Jim: We're going to Los Angeles..to watch Judgment Day!!!
Roster:...
Jim: You'll have front row seats!!!
Roster:...
Jim: It'll be a learning experience!!!
Roster:...
Jim: Fu>ck it..if you don't go, you'll end up with a deaf, dumb, and blind gimmick and we'll team you up with Dinsmore and Lawler and call you "Jerry's Kids." Everyone ready now?
Roster: yay...gmblgrmbl
Jim: Great...Nova, grab some of those dummies on the way out, we got a lot of seats to fill...
***end scene**
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