Just eat tons of meat and you'll fatten right up.
Got married and regretted it. It was spur of the moment and I didn't think it through. Then, our first night in our family house, the wife suggested we have sex. I said yes and was going to use a condom but thought "Nah, I'll be fine this once.". The screen goes black with loads of Ooh's and Aah's and then the wife says she's pregnant. Screwed up my Heroes life, I think
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