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Old 12-10-2010, 12:27 PM   #9241
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I am messed up.

Had a dream that this chick debuted in the WWE, named "Glitterspar". Her gimmick was that she was a "glitter artist" and her mission was to make everybody "sparkly".

Her true purpose was sinister, though... as backstage... in real life... she was the head of an evil cult bent on bringing their evil overlord into the world. They captured Hornswoggle as a sacrifice... and Glitterspar pierced Horny's heart with a lance with a big shiny stone (a big piece of glitter) on the end. Horny's eyes opened back up though, but his body was taken over and changed into that of an adult, and the evil overlord.

A party commenced, and the evil overlord began to play the trumpet, which worried his minions because that was something Hornswoggle was known for (it wasn't, though). Could Hornswoggle's pureness be corrupting their leader, even after death?!!!

I think I just wrote the next story arc of the WWE Heroes comic book.
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