[Fryza]

Bubba shows us he CAN do two things at once.



...and the holocaust was complete.

(Rep to anyone who catches the reference.)



RVD: I /TOLD/ you we'd win!
Rey: But I knew we were going to win..
RVD: So I told you something you alrea..
Rey: Dude! Don't EVEN joke like that!



Kurt: Ammfff Ermm Mimmm mfff mmffmmm.

Cole: What did he say?
Tazz: Something like "muff muff, muff, muff muff muff".
Cole: Smart ass...



Shannon Moore was really not liking his new push.



Well if this wasn't an interesting discovery....



Charles Robison proved he had more in common with Tony Danza than Torrie would have liked to known.



Gandalf's powers were always strongest when he was holding a cross during the full moon.



Mordecai: What the hell...is that a cage up there?



Mordecai (in thought): So I've been called Undertaker by Booker T, Funaki and Paul London called me Kevin Nash, and Tazz and Heyman called me Jeff Jarret. And they give me Scott Hall's finisher?! Aw fuck..



WWE Judgement is coming to you LIVE from Massachusetts!



Holly: SUCK ME NIPPLE!
Haas: Nooooo....
Holly: DO IT AND PAY YOUR DUES!
Haas: But I...
Ref: No, I don't think you quite understand. Suck his nipple or he'll be forced to go "Tough Enough" on you.



Haas: "Don't look above this sign into the light." What light? That one right ther- OH GOD!



Chavo: I am Mordecai, I am Mordecai..



Sr.: Hey, son, is it SUPPOSED to say 'Hunter was here' on the back?



Everytime Cena went to spit on his opponent, his idle hand always blocked it.

or

Cena: Can't see you.



The Invisible Cross made no prejudice where or when it stuck.



Cena: WING CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA!



...'Cause that's, where the Ranger's, gonna be...



Is Booker holding some womans stockings?!



'Taker took offense to Booker's "Black Power" joke.



Worst. Russian Legsweep. Ever.



'Taker figured he could do a Spear better than Goldberg anyday of the week. He also figured wrong.



'Taker: Why the hell did you throw flour at me?



Here's another good example of Racism, the White Man holding the Black Talent Man down.



'Taker: Shit yea, a quarter...



After realizing JBL's tits had no milk, the phrase "Milk Dud" gained a new meaning.



JBL was having that dream again. He was in a World title match, when all of the sudden, his pants disappears.



JBL: Almost...got it...out...
Eddie: STOOOOP ESSE, piercings aren't supposed to come out like that!



You know what's coming next, and unfortunately for Bradshaw, so did he.



JBL: I'm taking my Eddie and going home.



This was a teaser picture from the new WWE motion picture "The Saint Judgement Day Massacre".



It was going so well, until Eddie got home to see his ref cheating with Bradshaw.



JBL: Oh God, put that away!



Suddenly, the meaning of life had hit Eddie like a brick, and he missed out on fulfilling it:

Eddie: I COULD HAVE SAVED 15% OR MORE ON MY CAR INSURANCE!!!