12-23-2010, 06:57 PM
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I, Santino Marella, would like to invite you to my casa for a night of Christmas cheer. First, we will fill up on Nuts topped with icing and the sprinkles and hot, Silly cider. After the food and drinks, Santino will read the classic tales 'Santa Claus is sitting to Town' and 'How Kofi ARMBAR-ed Christmas.' Then it is time to hang the Balls from the tree. There are also classic, Italian Christmas carols to sing such as 'Rudolph the Green-nosed Shoe ,' 'Jingle Condoms ' and 'Frosty the Snow Candle ' While you’re singing, Tamina and Santino may be busy Sleeping under the mistletoe. Then, to end the night, Vladimir Kozlov is sure to unspool some of his favorite Christmas films such as 'It’s a Large Life' and 'I Saw Layla Kissing Santa Claus.' So, come over, warm your Taint by the fire and, most of all, have a very Santino Christmas!
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