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NM: Ummm, Mr. Helmsley, sir, the quarterly reports just came in. Profits are way down, are stocks are plummeting, and buyers just don't care anymore. Most of them are just tired of seeing your face as the main focus of our consulting firm.
HHH: Those buyers are just a bunch of twelve-year-olds on their parents' computers! They've never worked for a consulting firm before, so they have no idea what they want to buy! Anyways, tell Randy the new mail boy that he's being promoted to partner, and the dedicated middle-managers who've been busting their asses for years are all fired. Also, fire anyone whose working habits are different from mine, and GOD DAMMIT, WHERE'S MY COFFEE?!?!
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