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Old 05-18-2004, 08:46 AM   #284
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Me: Erm, Mr Helmsley, we have just received reports that Mr Benjamin's company has beaten us in profits consecutively for 2 months... And our water bill has gone up considerably since you installed a fountain in your office and went through 50 bottles of mineral water daily...

HHH: GODDAMNIT GIMME A LINE TO VINCE NOW!

*Vinnie Mac answers*

HHH: Hey daddy, my belt's too tight, and it's losing its shine. Any recommendations?

Vince: Take it off once in a while, Hunter. You can't wear that giant belt without getting a sore waist.

HHH: Fine daddy. Bye!

*Turns to me*

HHH: Ok get Rhyno to get some popcorn for me. Gimme a line to Benjamin's office.

Benjamin: What is it?

HHH: So, you have beaten me twice. You can't play the Game without being burnt, son. I am the Game, you can't beat me. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Benjamin: Crazy parents, can't keep control of their kids. Sean? Get out of that cage and tell me how those crazy prankster kids got my private number...

*fade-out*
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