[Fryza]

When did Pam Anderson start wrestling?



The thought of a suplex just doesn't set into the minds of most primative creatures.



Trish: So, how's the wife and kids Butch?
Lita: Nuhhhhh Fuhhhhhh!



Whoa, how'd Kane get in two places at once?



The Pro-Bush commercial aired on RAW seemed more frightening than planned.



Hey, what the hell are you doing talking on your cell phone in the middle of a promo you ninny?



Shelton: Just...for once...can you STOP calling me Ja Rule?



Worst. Prostate Exam. Ever.



Foot: What would YOU do for some oxygen?



Kane: You know, you look like this girl I once knew...her name was Katie...



The news sent both Orton and Edge into tears. Such a horrid, horrid event. Truely tragic. Enough to make even Hunter cry, this was BAD. Horrible. Oh, if it only never happened...



Tragedy stuck when Orton began giving birth to an Edge.



Worst. Dropkick. Ever.



Benoit: I...GOT...YOUR...NOSE!



Coach: Hold, hold still, you got a hair on your nose...



Eugene: ROCKY BEHIND YOU! CHARLIE'S IN THE CROWD!!
Rock: Huh?

Thus began the VietHaas war...



Rock: Eugene, I hate to tell you- but...you're a homo.



Coach: Would you say you beat, ten THOUSAND jobbbers?



Hey, someone get that Incan out of the ring.



Hunter: Get back guys, I'll take this one.



Edge couldn't help but feel the need to throw out the nearest rapper.



Sensing a Canadian worker about to be eliminated, Evolution went in for the kill.



Needless to say, the sequel to "The Goonies" just didn't have the same flare as the original.



Shawn (through teeth): ..get'ur hands off me..



Someone must be paying their dues...and doing a good job of it.