A Dog Kennel Match
We get 2 wack job wrestlers inside a Hell in a Cell.. but wait theres more... we surround the ring with 5 "big, viscous" dogs that will probably defecate everywhere. And inside of the Hell in a Cell we put a 60s style cage attached to the ring. The only way to win is to climb over he top of the cage and make your way past the "killer" dogs and the smell of shit all over the outside of the ring, and exit through the cell door.