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1. People Die and then Come Back to Life (see: Paul Bearer)
2. US Law does not apply in the WWE Universe (spousal abuse, assault, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted homicide, borderline rape, borderline indecent exposure, human sacrifice to Dark Gods, vehicular manslaughter attempts, grand theft auto, destruction of property, and more do not apply).
3. Hulk Hogan's "Hulk Up" (come the fuck on)
4. Wrestlers can take an absolute beating for 15-20 minutes and still be standing, but one accidental bump into a referee and the ref will be unconscious for 5 minutes.
5. Val Venis didn't quit wrestling after getting his penis chopped off. Come on.
6. You can be champion forever if you want. Just get disqualified when it looks like you're going to lose. Every time. Or just walk off with your belt. The rules state you will lose, but you will keep your belt, even though you're being a little bitch. Chris Jericho should have gotten himself DQ'd at WrestleMania X8. I mean come on.
7. Referees don't hear entrance music of interfering/returning superstars and stay concentrated on the match at hand.
8. Despite having cameras shooting every angle of a match, there is no referee "playback option" to see if cheating occured or not.
9. Fans (plants) get beaten up by heels and it is not national news the next day.
10. Undertaker can shoot electricity from the sky to the ring at will. Kane can set things on fire and turn all of the lights in the arena red.
11. John Cena cannot be killed except by Kryptonite.
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