Lita craned her neck. 'Oh, so
that's how you do snapmare!'
She might have been winning the match, but deep inside, Trish was regretting not listening to her mom so many years ago when she said "If you keep on wearing that plastic smile, it'll stay that way forever."
And here we see the devolution of Lita from
homo sapiens to ape... if you could believe that is possible.
Captain Barbosa was thrilled to be a new member on RAW.
*thinking* 'All right... time to do a DDT... just grab a headlock and fall... I can do that!'
And so the legendary Orton/Benjamin feud began when Orton stole all of Shelton's briefs.
Somehow, Venis didn't like the idea of Kane shining his fist up, turning it sideways, and sticking it straight up Val's candy ass.
Lita: "Wow! You did it! Teach me how to properly put away an EZ Fold Chair!!!"
Lita was so nervous she totally botched the Tango lessons.
Both Orton and Edge were too overcome with emotion to continue the match when they heard the tragic news that Garfield the Movie would indeed be released soon.
Chiota would have been more into the match had he not suddenly remembered he'd left the stove on at ringside.
It was role-playing time, and Randy was to be the orb that was tossed to Edge. Too bad Edge dropped the ball.
Benoit was a strict father indeed. When he said no more TV after ten, he MEANT no more TV after ten!!!
Coach: "You call that a good Dustin Hoffman impression? That's BULL! I can do better Dustin-- hey, look at me. LOOK AT ME!!! When I'm talking to you, you LOOK AT ME!!! Don't look at that girl. Look at me! ..."
Now that he had called someone a homo, Eugene was no officially part of the WWE family!
"Lemme tell ya something, Rob. After Shallow Hal, I thought your career could never be saved, but now that you've made it in here-- wait, what?"
Suddenly, the king of the Aztecs made his entrance and vaporized everyone in the audience into coal dust. Yes, Montezuma would have his Revenge!
Sometimes, just for fun, Triple H would have the entire RAW roster line up in the ring so they could job to him all at the same time.
Edge and Shelton's simultaneous hemmorhoid exams didn't exactly have the best timing...
There was only on way Jericho could get out of this predicament: steal Hurricane's boots.
"
Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean!"
OR
Kane shows us all his "Katie Vick face."
HHH: "So I'm pumping away AND screaming like a banshee... just like this... and"
RAW Roster: "Okay! We'll job to you for the rest of your career! JUST DON'T FINISH THE REST OF THAT SENTENCE!!!"