Finally, Always450, HAS COME BACK,
YET AGAIN to making captions! Yeah, uhhh… just didn’t give a crap for… months I think. Yeah, well, if you don’t remember me, I don’t blame ya. Hey, is Sean O’Haire still in his cage? Sorry if I ripped off anyone’s jokes.
And the midget behind Trish learned NOT to pull her finger.
Don’t make fun of Lita in this pic, okay? You’d be confused too if you heard Vince’s reasoning to push Bradshaw.
JR: Bah Gawd! Trish LITERALLY tore off Lita’s head, broke a few ribs, insulted her parents, kicked her dog named Fluffy, shaved her pet gerbil, farted in her general direction, and gave her computer some horrible spy ware!
King: When I was wrestling, we called that a “chin lock...”
Trish felt sorry for Lita… It’s one thing not to kneel to him, but to turn your back on the Wizard of Raw…
In this weeks edition of “When Past Gimmicks Come Back” our guest is Kane.
Kane: My wife and I have been fighting recently, and that really got me down and out. So one day, I killed her cat. It ends up I was allergic to cats, so I was in a better mood. No, that didn’t solve our problems, but damn it felt good killing her cat. So the death of her cat wasn’t a bad thing… It’s a good thing!
Lita: Bradshaw just main evented last night, Kanyon is unemployed… Bradshaw main evented last night, Kanyon is unemployed… I don’t get it.
Vince: Don’t try to break down the logic, you’re wasting your time… Just realize that there is no logic.
Shelton: Randy, you may have a title, but I have something you’ll never have!
Randy: What and what is that?
Shelton: Credibility!
After this segment Kane suggested that the WWE hires a new beer man so mid-carders won’t get pegged when Kane is thirsty.
Lita begged for Kane’s help when she realized that her Mattchair didn’t look anything like the Mattchair on the box.
Kane: That’s okay Lita, don’t cry, everything will be alright…
Lita: -sniff- But… it’s Bradshaw, and he main evented, and Kanyon isn’t with the company…. It doesn’t make any sense.
Kane: It makes perfect sense after the “Vince McMahon Friendly Shock Therapy.”
Randy: No Edge, don’t let go! After this match Vince wants me to grab a mic and say “Who betta than Orton!” You can’t let me go! I finally have a grip on creed-a-billytie!
Edge:…………I knew I shouldn’t have looked at Stephanie’s ass……………..
The ref had to look at the chart that Lillian was holding up to see if Randy was right when he said it was the Walls of Jericho.
Edge screamed in pain as Randy twisted Edge’s third nipple, which was located on his knee.
Beniot: Ah! Randy! Stop biting my wrist!
Ref: Oh man! Ha ha ha! I can’t believe that Randy believed me when I said your arm was made of spam!
Coach: Don’t worry, you won’t remain a storyline tool forever.
Eugene: Really?
Coach: Yeah, really! Why, in a few weeks you’ll go over to SmackDown, turn heel, and main event at their next PPV.
Eugene: Can’t.
Coach: Why not?
Eugene: Bradshaw is already SmackDown’s retard.
Rock: Hmmm, this doesn’t look like a movie studio… Maybe Ric gave me the wrong directions….
Rock: Tell me this, how the hell did YOU get over?
Eugene: I’m special… That’s why I’m over… You’re gone 9 months out of the year, you know 7 moves, why are you over?
Rock:…………
Coach: So if I set $3000 a month aside, put it into a savings account with high compounding interest, cash in on my mutual funds… Hey! The retard has a point!
Rock: Bradshaw?
Coach: No, not that retard. Why are you over?
Yep, he made it on TV for long enough to be in the next WWE video game.
Wrestlers: For he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly god fellow… that no body can’t deny!
Triple H: Aw, shucks, you guys shouldn’t have!
Rosey: Well, when you control our pushes, and you tell us to come out here and sing to you like that, yeah, we have to.
Triple H: TWO MORE MONTHS OF JOBBING FOR MOUTHING OFF!