Hey, does anyone remember how to do the battering ram?
Triple H: Hey, check it out… I’m a jedi… Hurricane is going to catapult himself over the top rope!
Hurricane: I am going to catapult myself over the top rope…
*under his breath- “I have it when Triple H does this Jedi Shit!”*
Kane: Yes! Right when I was almost a credible monster in the ring, I was able to turn face AND get a title shot! Thank you Satan!
HBK and his new “friend” show support for the gay marriages in Massachusetts.
Triple H: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY YOU WON’T HAVE BENIOT, HBK AND TRIPLE H IN THE MAIN EVENT AGAIN!?!??!
Vince: I’m sorry, but Kane sold his soul to me, so I kinda owe him… How about you go violate my daughter some more to calm down?
Triple H: But she’s on a play date with Eugene at the mattress factory.
Trish: Why won’t you work! I want my pez!
Lita: For the last time, I’m NOT a pez dispenser!