Trish has reason to smile, for Christian is taking Enzyte.
Lita: How can I get some for Matt?
Trish: Just call this Toll Free Number...
Lita: But... does it work?
Kane: It fulfills my potency needs!
*a gleam comes from one of his teeth.*
Lita: ... Yes, I would like some free information on Enzyte!
Shelton: You know Randy, A bunch of Tattoos is NOT a substitute for Charisma. I mean look at Bam Bam Bigelow...
Randy:
Someone forgot to take their Right Guard...
Matt wondered which was worse: being choked with a chair, or Lita's hideously off-key rendition of "I Will ALways Love You."
Kane: It's ok, Lita. Just put the mic down. They don't mean to hate you, they just can't handle your botching of the english language...
Lita:
Randy: Edge, Is that all you got? I've taken worse! I was in the Brig, after all!
Edge: (in his best Hunter voice) What are you talking about-uh? Do you want to job to Eugene-uh?
*Randy Whimpers at the thought*
Ref: Rhyno could you get me some popcorn?
Not content with just botching the RKO, Randy started botching other moves.
(Just kidding, LC
)
The Crossface hurt, but when Randy's freehand started punching him in the face, the Legend Killer knew his time was up.
Coach: In 3 Months, your career will be DEAD!
Eugene:
Euguene was amazed at just how LIFELIKE his Rock cutout looked...
Rock: Yes, your career will be dead, but at least you'll be immortalized in Wrestlecrap.
somehow, this lifted his spirits.
For some reason, Coach's rendition of Celine Dion's "I'm Your Lady" failed to impress the Rock.
Rock: Now where was that Mirror Universe Jibbrone Version of Me? I need to Layeth The Smacketh Down on his Candy Ass...
Hunter: Dave, this is how you make someone pay their dues...
Dave:
Dave applies the lesson on the first Jobber who comes his way...
Ric: Nice job. By the way, remind me to kill that Vastardikai asshole for saying the word Jobber.
Try as he might, the Hurricane's Constipation is just too much for him to handle.
Kane celebrates his victory by doing a Tugboat impression.
Shawn turns heel by revealing his new boyfriend and molesting the security guard at the same time.
Triple H: Damn Hairballs.