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Buy the rights to the name 'WWF' from the panda savers.
Hire old school 1980's wrestlers like Roddy Piper and Randy Savage.
Buy the Pontiac Silverdome.
Run Wrestlemania rematches on cards under dubious copyright infringing names such as 'WWF Messlerania'.
Try and sell tickets for this shit, or give away 80,000 tics to paper the crowd.
Profit.
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