Daddy was a great influence on Trish from an early age.
When she told him that she wanted to be a bunny, he told her to make sure she had blonde hair, white teeth and big tits.
Trish: Lita......what's greater......2 x 3, or half a dozen?
Lita: ........?
Lita.........? What's a dozen again?
Trish: Do you want to phone a friend?
Lita: Matt, what's 2 times 3?
Randy Orton's new Racist Legend Killer got off to a shaky start:
Orton: HHH was tellling me that you niggers are getting stronger because the white people are getting bigger TV's. That true?
Benjamin: What?
Orton: He also told me that the reason there's cotton in pill bottles is to remind niggers they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers. That true?
Benjamin: Dude, you are seriously NOT COOL!
Orton: What? He told me that Stevie Wonder smiles all the time because he thinks he's white!
Benjamin: You're fucked up man! Oh, wait! I'm sure I heard that last one's true.
*please note that Bluto is not racist - he just wanted to see where he could go with a racist Randy Orton. Apparently not very far*