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JR: The answer to America's debt is.................Barbeque Sauce!
Reporter: But Jim, how would barbeque sauce pay off America's debt?
JR: Well the current president, Thomas E. Christopher has led America into debt, and BAH GAWD the American debt is overwhelming, through hellfire and brimstone! The debt of America is in the multi trillions, and business is sure picking up! If you elect me for president, i will LITERALLY BREAK THE DEBT IN HALF!
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