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Reporter: So Jim...what do you think of Saddam Huissen being captured by the USA?
Jim Ross: Damn that Saddam Hussein, damn him straight to hell! I think USA should stomp him like a government mule and then later on he can go out and walk in front of a damned truck! I'll tell you, USA will put an Ankle lock on Hussein, and hopefully they will break the damn ankle, and you can tell, when Saddam was captured, 18 million fans were chanting "Smelly! Smelly" and when you heard that, buisness was about to pick up, and it damn sure did!
Suddenly, "Stone Cold Crazy" plays over the PA as the current president of the USA walks out on the podium, and gives the reporter a stone cold stunner.
Jim Ross: STUNNER! MY GOD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE WAS BROKEN IN HALF!
Bush picks up the reporter and sets up a table, suddenly 5 more reporters come and try to knock off Bush, but Bush powerbombs one threw a table, and Stuns all of them.
Jim Ross: MY GOD, ALL HELL AS BROKEN LOOSE!
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