Trish does her "Tom Cruise watching Will and Grace impression"
If I turn my head this way, Big Lita on TV turns it the other way. But how does she know which way I'm going to turn my head?
Has she been spying on me? Wouldn't I have seen her?
Here we see Lita botching the Flair Strut
You knew something was wrong with R&D when they chose this guy as the new replacement for Barney the Dinosaur.
Glenn "Barney" Jacobs ges right into his new role with a cheerful rendition of "I am a Tugboat."
Shelton: "Hey did Hunter tell you? You're jobbing the IC Title to me at Bad Blood!"
Orton: "Gee, I don't want that to happen!"
Shelton: "Hm..... maybe there's something that can be done. I'll tell you what. Put in a good word to Hunter for me will you? Tell him to make Benoit job to me. Then you can keep your title!"
Orton: "Gee thanks, Benjy, you're the best!"
Kane was hardly the perfect friend. While Val was desparately trying to look for his career, Kane spent the time calling for beers, a la Austin.
Kane killed Matt and Lita, and offered them as a sacrifice to the Altar of Helmsley. However, Lita botched death by getting up and singing "Blame It On the Rain"
Kane demonstrates what he had to do to get the title shot.
There are more refined ways of becoming a dentist, Mr. Benoit.
Triple H: Ok, Val, you and Rosey get to work on taking my pants off. Randy, Ric, Dave, you guys will look on and gyrate suggestively. Chris, when the pants are down, do that thing that you did just before our Championship Match. Try and put more bite into it this time. Kane, you are going to be excused, once a day is enough. Rhyno, you're going to be the one who handles my ass cheeks and....why are you laughing?
RHYNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!