Thread: Jimmy Perez: Supestar
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Old 02-11-2011, 02:15 PM   #51
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To jimmydperez@yahoo.com

Dear Latin Sensation Jimmy Perez,

I have recently been in communication with one of your ring announcers and self-proclaimed "illegitimate son" to your "Mexican father", Chris Chaney.

Would it be possible for you to make footage of Chris’s work available in the public domain? He talks about his position in your company a lot, and that you send him for autograph sessions with his replica ECW title to spread the good word about your work in TWF. I feel it is a great shame that he is not recieving the same level of worldwide exposure as other stars like Serg Anton.

In addition I am interested in training with you to be a professional supestar of wrestling, Chris says you will train me how to run the ropes and properly work out for the first year before starting on any of the less important aspects of working such as bumping. Can you give me an overview of your full course? I am specifically interested in years 3-6, so spare no detail.

Chris assures me you are a good man in regards to your work with the Ronald McDonald Charity Fund and that you will be charitable with a reply to my enquiry. I look forward to your correspondence on this matter.

Regards,
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