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**Anytown, USA...a frumpy looking housewif wanders through the cavernous aisles of her oocal Home Depot hardware superstore**
"Excuse me, sonny, can you help me?"
"Sure."
"I need a particular style of molding, but it's way up on that top shelf.."
"No problem..." ***climbs ladder to grab molding, but at the last second changes his mind and launches himself off the ladder and into the bay window display**
"OH MY GOD???!!! ARE YOU OK!!!???"
"Uh..sure. Anything else?"
"I need some particle boards"
**walks over to a stack of boards, then begins smashing them over his head**
"What in God's name are you doing...? Nevermind. I'm doing some painting. I need 'Leaping Fawn' and 'Elegant Ivory.'
**walks over to paint mixer, pours in color combinations, than sudenly takes large hadnfuls and wipes them all over his arms and face. Starts running around Plumbing section, whipping orange apron over his head and screaming "w00t!" Horrified housewige screams and runs out door.**
Store Manager: Damn it, Hardy, how many times have I warned you...that's it, YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
"w00t!"
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