Eddie turns away, giggling, as the guy with the giant novelty hand accidentally backhands the guy seated next to him.
"Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, YOUNG MAN, pick yourself off the ground. I said, YOUNG MAN, 'cause you're in a new town, there's no need ... to ... be ... unhappy. "
A pissed off Eddie Guerrero swore that, before the night was over, he would find the asshole who decapitated his C3PO cutout.
Charlie: "Aw, geez, guys... it was my turn to hide in the birthday cake. Got dressed up and everything, too."
Rico: "Let's see what I'm giving birth to." *looks down* "Oh boy. Why does this seem oddly familiar?"
Stamboli appreciated the effort but ... lets face it, Nunzio just sucked at pantsing.
Now on Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Extended Version --- Gandalf's showstopping dance number to "Putting on the Ritz".
Mordecai was shocked. He knew that the WWE was killing the Cruiserweight division, but didn't think they'd do it literally!
Chavo sighed. Once again, he loses his belt in an intense game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
The reason Spike stays so small: his binge and purge before every match.
Chavo Sr: "I'd like to thank all my fans who stood by me while I delivered on my promise to win the Cruiserweight Championship."
Robinson: "I KNEW it! You really ARE Edward James Olmos!"
"Uh.... OH!"
John knew he had to stay strong for his sake and Renee's sake as "Old Yeller" played on the Titantron.
Cena: "Oh my God... he's not wearing any pants! Stop the match! STOP THE MATCH!"
Renee: "Are you so disgusted by ... how you Americans say it ... my Supersize French fry?"
Funaki cannot believe how much dust has accumulated in the cage since Sean O'Haire left.
Ref: "Thank you, Booker. This cruiserweight will be perfect for my growing army of the undead."
Ever since Rey started hanging out with RVD, the world started to look more ... psychadelic.
Sam Beckett (RVD): "Alright, Al, where the hell am I?"
Al (Rey): "Your on a show called Smackdown, circa 2004. If you don't get the ratings to go up, then the show will fold within five years, Rob Van Dam will be washing cars for money, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley will be President ... of the United States."
Sam: "Excuse me. WWE?"
Al: "That's what the WWQ was called before World Wildlife Entertainment sued them."
"I'm just coming back from my stint at Fox News and --- boy, let me tell you, that Sean Hannity is a mean drunk."
"''Bradshaw has a big fanny?' What the hell?"
In the match of the night, Eddie takes on Antman.
Trainer #1: "He looks fine to me."
Trainer #2 (in the back): "How can you be sure? I'm putting on the rubber gloves!"
Eddie: "N-n-noooooooo!!!!"