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Aaaalmost caught up with everyone else. Once again, I haven't read any of the others, so sorry about any rip-offs.



TRISH: (Chuckling) Yeah, that's right. Get the cleavage shot out of the way early.



Lita's matches have been known to create narcolepsy among wrestling fans. Including Lita.



Love that Joker!



Hey, Kane? You got Jeff Hardy with tits on your cheek.



Try the NEW WWE Brand Dimpler! If your dimples aren't 100% deeper within 30 days, you can set us on fire!



LITA: Yes, yes, I can hear you now! Now will you please shut the fuck up! I swear, I'm this close to switching to Sprint PCS!



VINCE: (Watching backstage) Waitaminute... Why is there a promo in the ring that doesn't involve a wrestler with more than five years' tenure, a hoss, or Triple H? What am I paying you people for?!?



Isaac Yankem, D.D.S. and registered proctologist.



KANE: So what's your answer?
LITA: Yesps.
KANE: What?
LITA: Yope.
KANE: I don't--
LITA: Yis! Yas! Yus!
MATT: (Choking to death) Jesus Christ, she even botches saying "Yes."



KANE: I can't... Why won't it...
LITA: I'm trying!
KANE: Goddammit! She even botches anal sex!



EDGE: I KNOW that you stole my Sour Patch Kids, Randy!



The WWE censors were thinking on their feet when the referee got excited by the Victoria/Gail catfight at ringside.



*Insert Giant Swing joke here*



Chris Benoit and Steven Richards became the NEW World Tag Team Champions after getting a double tap-out from Randy Orton and the ref with the brutal Double Crossface.



COACH: You're a homo!
EUGENE: I know you are but what am I?
COACH: You're a homo!
EUGENE: I know you are but what am I?
COACH: You're! A! Homo!
EUGENE: Takes one to know one!



EUGENE: Now THERE's a homo!
ROCK: Have you seen my wife?



ROCK: Let the Rock explain something to you. Back in the '80s, you were the Rock's FAVORITE wrestler. That flying elbow drop you used to do. And the "oooooooh yeah!" Man, that was the Rock's favorite catchphrase...



COACH: So, lemme get this straight. If you're not a homo and YOU're not a homo... Oh, no...



COACH: Actually, I am sort of enjoying this.



As the Evolution promo entered it's fourth day, the RAW locker room said "Enough!"



As Shelton eliminates Steven Richards with the Dragon Whip, Edge takes advantage.



HHH: Hey, why is the Hamburglar stepping on Jericho?



As the "Diesel" music hit, the fans knew that the last seven years were all one big, massive swerve!



SHAWN: Hunter, this is Ricardo. He and I are together now. You'll just have to get used to that.



HHH: AT LEAST LET ME COME BY TO PICK UP MY STUFF!!!