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Originally Posted by Pepsi Man
It was all a one time dealio for our soldiers in Iraq.
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And it makes perfect sense:
Cena: Good with words.
Our Troops: One Word: Marines.
Austin: Heavy Drinker and hunting fan
Our Troops: Get drunk and go on safari in the local zoo.
Austin: Simple, straightforward catch-phrases used ad nasuem.
Our Troops: "Saddam has weapons of mass destruction."
Austin: Redneck.
Our Troops: Duh.
Cena: Wears pants that hang low.
Our Troops: Know that if you're doing that in Levenworth, it's because you're getting banged by Bruno.
Cena: Prolific rhymes.
Our Troops: Only if you count "The Man From Nantucket."
Austin: Stone Cold
Our Troops:
http://www.iraqbodycount.net/
Is it any wonder they'd pop bigger for Austin?
