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After the brutal match he had at Judgment Day, the fans knew they were going to see a "new" Eddie Guerrero on SmackDown! What they didn't expect were the extra fingers growing out of the back of his left hand.



When making giant burritos, it's important to have all of your ingredients laid out before hand so you don't run into a situation like this. Mr. Guerrero remembered the tortillas, remembered the salsa, but ay caramba, he forgot the meat and cheese!



JBL: Yeah, that's right! I called the whole Democratic Party a homo!




Charlie Haas' new "Mister Vicarious" gimmick was a big hit with lonely, pathetic wrestling geeks around the world.



Agent Smith watched him die. This was impossible...



The new WWE Pull-String Love Dolls had a tendency to be a little overzealous.



That's right! Come on down to Crazy Mordecai's House of Napalm! Got a small Asian neighbor causing you trouble? Have we got a product for you! My product is so good, Jim Ross of WWE.com proudly proclaims it's a "BAH GAWD STUNNER!" So come on down!



WWE Classic Theatre presents Hamlet.



How many decades has it been since Chavo Classic was a credible threat to any sort of lightweight title?



Twizzlers' new Electric Blue flavor was in high demand.



REF: Not only are you the champ, you're a homo!
CLASSIC: Que?



CLASSIC: Ay, dios mio... I jus' keeding!



John didn't quite get the gist of "Guess Who," but fortunately Rene was thinking on his feet.



And now, we return to "WWE Midcarders Watching the Undertaker and Kane versus Kronik."



Further proof that the mangled carcass of Rene Dupree is still the most over heel on SmackDown!



FUNAKI: Oh, yeah? Light back at you, mothel****el!



The first-ever "How many hands can we get on Funaki's face" match left many fans scratching their heads.



JBL: Hehe. And then I said "Who put 'at shelf 'ere?" Hyuck hyuck!



Yes, it was morphin' time, but...where was the rest of his costume?



RVD: Whoa, man! It's like Zordon just totally forgot your shirt, dude!



JBL was excited at first to hear the steady beeping, because he thought it meant that the TitanTron was going to show this week's "24," but it turned out to be the Push Timer getting lower.



Stevie Richards after his prison sentence ended...



EMT: Check this out, guys! (Deep voice) Eddie? It is not your time... You still have your three-month feud with Hardcore Holly and Billy Gunn to finish...