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Okay, all you compliment-fishers...

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed "Laser? You're joking, holmes! You can't cut off my wri-- OW." Gandalf noted that the Balrog was a lot more impressive last time. Chavo had mixed emotions. He'd just won the Cruiserweight Title, but was it really worth becoming a homo? The bawling was plenty when both Cena and Dupree found out that Bananas in Pajamas had been cancelled. Having outwitted the government in his insider trading scheme, JBL was all smiles. A second later, though, JBL's grin immediately vanished when the SEC Stable made its grand debut. Eddie: That's funny... I feel this powerful force pressing down on me, but I can't see anything there!!!

Originally Posted by thuganomicalcrippler When I find who put postage stamps on my head and tried to airmail me to Botchnia....... If you have one Chavo, and I give you another, how many will you have? Never, ever again, would Chavo Classic agree to let Rhyno give him an eye exam and a dental check-up at the same time.

Originally Posted by big_bluto Eddie: So I woke up this morning, naked as the day I was born, sore head and a blood-stained cowboy hat next to me. Anyone good at Cluedo? Rene: Hey John........I can't see me!

Now do me...