[Kane Knight]

Nobody understood why Eddie was grinning as Invisible Steven Richards serviced the champion.




Eddie apologises for bleaching the Undertaker's hat.




John Bradshaw Layfield curteously thanks his fan.




A childbirth incident gone horribly wrong, Rico's baby exits hand first.




Johnny was disturbed by Nunzio's "comradery hug," but when he tried to slip a dollar in his tights, he was downright freaked.



In an attempt to alienate another demographic, the WWE introduces their new "Salem Witch Trial" angle

-OR-

Mordecai smirked. Little did the audience know, he was naked under the robe.

-OR-

Moments later, Rico came out and chewed Mordecai out for wearing white after labor day (I know, it's not after labor day, but cut me some slack. He prolly won't be on Smackdown by then. )




Mordeai's new finisher: the Showtune from Hell.



Chavo classic proves to JBL that Latinos aren't stupid by showing he can count the Gurerros in the ring.






"OH MY GOD! IT VIBRATES!"




Cena managed to get Dupree to tap out by doing his Jim Carrey impression.



...Renee got his revenge by doing his best Jerry Lewis impression.




Like a comic book, the image above Dupree's head reflects what he's thinking about...There's a good reason this shot is only of the upper body.



Hey Funaki, how many times will you appear on Smackdown this year?



Funaki attempts to do Booker's Spinaroonie, only to get stopped in mid hand-shake by an enraged Booker.



Bradshaw announces that he'll be starring in the upcoming remake of "Three's Company."



Rey Mysterio Cringes, knowing he's next to be fed to the Undertaker.



RVD: You sold me PENCIL SHAVINGS? Dude, that is SO uncool.



John, your WWE spelling be word is "integrity."

Layfield: ....



Thinking Quick, Devon screams "Triple H!" And Eddie reflexively assumed the position...



Paramedic: I don't understand it. How'd he fit the entire WWE title in his mouth?

And what are the Tag Team titles doing in there?

Hey! That's my watch!