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They're the same person. Sorry buddy.
Checklist:
Charisma? Check.
Beloved heel? Check.
Formulaic promos with the same catchphrases over and over? Check.
Collection of retarded t-shirts? Check.
Formulaic movesets? Check.
Stupid hand motion/ground move? Check.
Weak looking finisher? Check.
Shittily applied submission hold? Check.
Star of terrible movies? Check.
I mean I get that you love the Rock and judging by your argument you're not a very intelligent person (Jean shorts are really dumb, are you kidding me), but be reasonable.
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