Haven't done this in awhile. Enjoy.

The US Military takes precautionary measures in case Evolution, Goldberg, or Undertaker decide to show up.

Vince: "So I was just sitting on my back porch when Hannukkah Harry comes up to... hey, where are you all going?"

Benoit: "UH........Oh."

Vince's reaction when the man in uniform told him that the US Army had plenty of talent.

Faarooq: "UH........Oh."
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Rikishi: "You. There watching TV. Guess what? That's right, homo."

After Nathan Jones left WWE, they had to keep wrestlers around somehow.

Eddie remains toothless after finding out that the gun is not made of chocolate.