Saddam miraculously escaped emprisonment and tortured the amercian soldiers by making them solute to a picture of his penis.
Vince: As you can see, I did not cheat on my SATs by writing the answers on my hand.
Vince: My God, you ARE real
Vince could smell Stone Colds armpits a mile away
Steve just had to stop when he saw Moolah flash him.
After Stone Cold Stunnered Saddam, the troops bowed down to their new leader.
Steve started his new ad campaign for Veet For Men
Who knew Bradshaw could carry someone throughout a match?
Faarooq knew he had been set up by Vince for another lame as gay joke
Bradshaws push was so close now that he could see it.
Austin: You've held the WCW title before?
Rikishi: Damn Hall, you have gotten short
With Scott Hall lagging in height, he botched up the Outsiders Edge
by now, Scott was used to getting crap from the WWE
The Cadets and Scouts were honoured to give rikishi the badge for not wiping properly.
Little did the phat man know, but the cadet was actually imitating and mocking his dance.
Vinces reaction when the guy told him that Ultimo Dragon has all the talent in the world.
Cena: No way, this way the real GI Joe?
An extremely tanned Billy Gunn stood with Torrie as her body guard
Cena was dressed for the occasion, but he thought he was coming to a '24' convention and wondered why he couldnt find Keifer
The indians were in the wrong place at the wrong time
The sniper had Chris Benoit directly in his sights.
Ref: Simon says put your left leg out.
Eddie couldnt find a lowrider in Iraq, so he had to make do with what they had
Ref: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DID SAY SIMON SAYS!
The ever maturing 4 year old was so happy to see Eddie jobbing to Chris
"Look, Im Picasso"
Chris didnt know that Eddie had lied, cheated, and stole his wallet
Vince thought Ultimo was still a joke.
"This is how many wins Rikishi will get next year"
Someone told stone cold that Goldberg could beat him
This was the only appearance that Shannon made on the trip
Chris Benoit always wanted to be in the Misfits In Action
Torrie had always wanted to try a stunt from jackass
Eddie didnt know the gun was around the wrong way and accidently shot himself in the arm
Torries offspring was still connected to her through his arm/umbilicle cord
Dawn Marie hears the ghost of Al Wilson
BatWomanSanta made an unreal appearance
Santas little Hoe Hoe Hoe joined the smackdown tour too
She knew she should have shaved her bikini line
although wriving in pain, Cena desperately trys to say "Hi Mom"
Cena couldnt help but notice the Jelly fish swimming around Show's head
Cena tried to impersonate Austin, but Steve kept his cool, since Cena held up all of his fingers
Stone Cold had been watching too much Scooby Doo, and thought that Big Shows face was just a mask.
"No way austin, ive seen your winky, and it was only this big"