Trish WANTED to accept Jericho's apology. She really did. But he had to do something about that Cheeto breath...
RHYNO! No, just kidding. I would never rip off an old running gag.
BOTH: Why can't I...get...the...f***ing...lid off...this...cookie jar?
You thought Chris was a heel before? Check this out: Not only does he re-form the Triple Threat, he gargles with the blood of a virgin at the same time!
Batista thought that he could use RVD's sandpapery chest hair to remove that unwanted tattoo.
The referee was impressed by RVD's Bugs Bunny impression. Now, if only he had a real carrot, that would REALLY sell it!
RVD: Now you just swing your right leg up and kick me in the back of my head.
BATISTA: You're kidding, right?
The old man knew that this was his one chance. He tossed his imaginary walker aside...
Cade wanted Storm dead after his girlfriend remarked on the size of Lance's bulge. Apparently, Garrison had never heard of the joys of asphyxiation...
Dupree was sick of it all. He tossed down the French flag and screamed "I'm Canadian, you f***ing retards!"
Meh. I don't feel like doing this one again. See above.
The Rock made a fatal mistake by turning his back on the Radioactive W From Mars.
The Rock: Spokesman for dyslexic computer dorks everywhere.
All I want for Christmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas...is yooooooooooooooooooooou!
ROCK: Mick, I don't see so good. Is that Will Shakespeare over there? Huh? Huh?
Lillian bashfully answered the question "How many of the guys sitting behind you have you f***ed?"
You can't read the third line of his t-shirt, but it reads "President."
Conway was distracted. That cheeky WWE logo...
(This is the TENTH picture from this segment!)
DUPREE: Hey, look, Rock! A movie contract!
ROCK: Where?
All the veterans thought they were being so funny forcing Rene to eat all those marshmallows. Unfortunately, poor Mick's suit paid the price...
ROCK: Now, there's something I'm supposed to be doing here...
MICK: You HAVE been gone a long time, haven't you?
The fans were less than thrilled with Rock's new catchphrase: "Gollum! Gollum!"
(Holy flurking schnit! The segment is done!)
Bushwhacker Rosey prepared to finish Test off.
WWE attempts to increase Christmas cheer amongst their fans by forcing their wrestlers to dress accordingly.
Looks like Booker's ass needs BOOM tough-actin' Tinactin!
MATT: Heeeeere, Lita!
Whistles That's a good girl...
LITA: Grrrrrr...
Victoria proves that she's the most talented wrestler in the women's division by winning a match IN HER SLEEP.
The Goldberg clone rose slowly out of his back...
GOLDBERG: Shuh!
KANE: What?
GOLDBERG: Shuh luh buh!
KANE: WTF is he saying?
GOLDBERG: Yuh shuhduh luh luh uh buh!
JR: My God, King! Goldberg just told Kane that his shoulders look like a butt!
KING: I'm not even going to ask how you understood that...
KANE: That's right. It's time to go nuh-nuh.
Goldberg's belch was so potent it made the room all wavy.
Good God, did I ever blow today! Of course, what do you expect when almost HALF of the pictures come from the same segment? Put me out of my misery, Caption Crew!