[The Naitch]

The roles of the Chief of Staff Ermaximus are both managerial and advisory and can include the following -Select key Brown House staff and supervise them. Keeps a close eye on Xero's masturbation logs to make sure any ZeeBoe activity doesn't go down -Structure the Brown House staff system. Makes sandwiches. -Control the flow of people into the Brown Office. Makes coffee. -Manages the flow of information and other things that fit in brown paper bags (ie. fruit, granola bars, rice krispy squares, sandwiches, pudding, jello, juices, pepperoni sticks, and cigarettes) -Protect the interests of the President and Vice president (ie. brings them tea and biscuits, hookers and blow etc.) -Negotiate with Congress, other members of the executive branch, and extragovernmental political groups to implement the President's agenda and the Vice President's HIDDEN agenda