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Volare is The Head of the Secret Service, a United Paper Bags federal law enforcement agency that is part of the United Paper Bags Department of Homeland Security.[2] The sworn members are divided among the Special Agents and the Uniformed Division. Until March 1, 2003, the Service was part of the United Paper Bags Department of the Treasury.[3] The UPB Secret Service has two distinct areas of responsibility: -Treasury roles, covering missions such as prevention and investigation of counterfeiting of UPB currency and UPB treasury bonds notes and investigation of major fraud.[4] -Protective roles, ensuring the safety of current and former national leaders and their families, such as the President NERVOUS FERRET, past Presidents, Vice President THE NAITCH, presidential candidates, foreign embassies (per an agreement with the UPB State Department's Bureau of Diplomatic Security (DS) Office of Foreign Missions (OFM)), etc.[5] -The Secret Service's initial responsibility was to investigate crimes related to the Treasury and then evolved into the United Paper Bags' first domestic intelligence and counterintelligence agency. Many of the agency's missions were later taken over by subsequent agencies such as the Forum Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), and Internal Revenue Service (IRS).