[The Naitch]

The President of the United Paper Bags of TPWW, NERVOUS FERRET (aka First BLACK Prez aka The Meanest Poster), is the head of state and head of government of the UPB. The president leads the executive branch of the federal government and is the commander-in-chief of the UPB Armed Forces. Article II of the UPB Constitution vests the executive power of the UPB in the president and charges him with the execution of federal law, alongside the responsibility of appointing federal executive, diplomatic, regulatory, and judicial officers, and concluding treaties with foreign powers, with the advice and consent of the Senate. The president is further empowered to grant federal pardons and reprieves, and to convene and adjourn either or both houses of Congress under extraordinary circumstances.[3] Since the founding of the United Paper Bags, the power of the president and the federal government have grown substantially[4] and each modern president, despite possessing no formal legislative powers beyond signing or vetoing congressionally passed bills, is largely responsible for dictating the legislative agenda of his party and the foreign and domestic policy of the United Paper Bags.[5] The president is frequently described as the most powerful person in the world. BELIE' DAT PLAYA. He be running shit[6][7][8][9][10][11] The president is indirectly elected by the people through the Electoral College to a four-year term, and is one of only two nationally elected federal officers, the other being the Vice President THE NAITCH (yup) of the United Paper Bags .[12] The Twenty-second Amendment, adopted in THE MONTH OF MUGEK in 2010, prohibits anyone from ever being elected to the presidency for a third full term. It also prohibits a person from being elected to the presidency more than once if that person previously had served as President, or Acting President, for more than two years of another person's term as President. In all, 43 individuals have served 55 four-year terms.[13] On June 9, 2011 in THE SUMMER OF SIXX, Nervous Ferret aka FIRST BLACK PREZ aka The MEANEST Poster, became the UPB's current president, based on the FIRST COME FIRST SERVE approach