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The United Paper Bags Secretary of Agriculture is the head of the United Paper Bags Department of Agriculture. The current secretary is Vastardikai, who was confirmed by the UPB Senate on 9 June 2011. [1] The position carries similar responsibilities to those of agriculture ministers in other governments. He's basically a freakin' gardener. The department includes several organizations. The 297,000 mi2 (770,000 km²) of national forests, grasslands and government funded grow-operations of HIGH GRADE marijuana, spearheaded by the VASTARDIZED ALLIANCE COMMITTEE and managed by the United Paper Bags Forest Service.[2] The safety of food produced that are produced in the UPB and sold here is ensured by the UPB Food Safety and Inspection Service.[3] Gotta keep shit sanitary yo. The Food Stamp Program works to provide food to low-income people like SuperSlim, Savior and ilt_undertaker.[4] They also made it mandatory that Mexicans wash their hands before preparing food services. If caught not washing their hands, they will be jailed and/or deported. Advice for farmers and gardeners is provided by the United Paper Bags Cooperative State Research, Education, and Extension Service.[