Eric: Hunter... I'm fed up with this!
HHH: What!?
Eric: You have added extra limbs for the last time!
HHH: But Randy said I could do it!
Edge: I spy with my little eye... Something big, green, AND ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Here we see the legendary Ric Flair, napping on the job. He was supposed to win this match, but fell asleep during the three count...
Batista: Hey Hunter, you like my Brock Lesnar hop?
Hunter: Yeah yeah, its fine... Hey, is that the ice cream man?
Vince (Thinking): I farted, and no one cares...
Girl in the Red Shirt (Thinking): What smells like old man farts?
Seconds later, Lita botches the kiss and rips off Matt's lower lip.
Rosey: WHYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Randy: WOO! IM IC CHAMP AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Jericho: **Sigh**
Randy (10 minuites later): WOO! IM IC CHAMP AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Jericho: Oh, look at the time... 'Bout time to be hittin the 'ol dusty trail...
Randy and Jericho looking into their futures on the Jerich-tron 4000.
Randy: Well, looks like I'm world champ... What about... Oh, sorry, Chris, I thought that scene of the gass station was a filler...
Jericho: ..... F*ck you Randy...
Batista: Ahh cahnt oove eye wits... Daa dat Rhyno!
I dont even want to know what JR is doing there...
KISSY FACE!
Jericho: EWW! SPIDER! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Lets just say that this isnt a powerbomb...
Jericho after the "powerbomb"...
Kane's new gimmick: Hulk Hokane!
Ref: Shake my hand!
Victoria: This isnt the time!
Eric: I... have a vision... A vision for a NEW Raw...
Chris: Well, lets just hope it's nothing like your "new vision" for WCW...
**All laugh**
Eric: Sh... Shut up!
You know, I see this popping up on websites with the headline "Eugene wins titles at House Show! DOUBLE CHAMPION!"
Chuck: Hey! Lets play grab ass! Ill start! **Grabs Hunter's ass**
Hunter: HEY!? **Slaps Chuck**
Triple H didnt know where he was when he came to, he just knew he had horible hemorids...
JR: SUPERKICKBAHGAWDPEDIGREESUPERKICKMICHAELSMICHAELSMICHAELS!
Cat Woman saves the day when she stops the riot!
Triple H (After seeing the sex tape for the first time):Wow... I didnt know it was THAT disguesting... **Pukes**
As Eric moved across the screen making "choo choo" noises, Shawn was having his teeth checked by the road agents...