[Nowhere Man]

The funnier "wrestling-related" ones I found (with some words re-arranged, and explanations as to why they're specifically linked to each worker):

Chris Benoit

bisect rhino (came out on top of the feud with his former tag team partner)
throbs in ice (probably used a lot of ice packs during his neck injury)
bench is riot (the crowd went nuts when he finally won the World Title)
bitch on rise (Steph and Hunter don't want him to have it for long)

Randy Orton (to save L-C the trouble)
Darn, no Troy (Nathan Jones got to be in the movie, but not him)
any torn rod (L-C injured himself during one of his orgasmic Orton mark-outs)

Christian
it is ranch (Chrisitan is awesome, much like my favorite salad dressing)
chart is in (Christian=RATINGS)
crash in it (unfortunately, he's going head-long into a feud where he gets bureid in favor of Tomko)
inch is art (his little contributions to the show prove to be pure masterpieces)
car in shit (he probably doesn't drive a very nice automobile)


Hulk Hogan
hunk lag on (my GOD, his matches are slow and boring!)

Chris Jericho
jose rich rich (makes tons of money by being a wrestler, rock star, and King of the World)
jo chris reich (he's around during Benoit's "Imperial" reign as World Champion)

and finally....

The Undertaker
harken uttered (he's going back to talking all mysterious and spooky)
darker hue tent (that includes his costume, his entrance, and his camping supplies)
the rude tanker (he's a big guy who's supposedly a big ego backstage)
drunk teeth era (was around in the Austin era, and had all of his teeth at the time)
raked teeth urn (I'd rather get a "curbing" by Paul Bearer than see him win the Title again)
Derek rent Utah (is famous enough to change his name and temporarily own a state)
naked rut there (his gimmick has gotten awfully stale)