oh, and one more, just for fun:
Nowhere Man
Hermann woe (the leader of the Luftwaffe despairs when confronted by my awesomeness)
me whore, Ann ([pirate voice] gyarrrr, I loves the dark ladies of the ev'nin,' particularly the lass who stole me heart one summer night...)
her man, Owen (unfortunately, she was dating one of the most talented members of the Hart family at the time)
now en harem (like I said, I loves me the whores!)
non harm ewe (sorry, but I'm not into hurting sheep)
we harm neon (but I can't stand any damn Noble Gasses or fancy beer signs!)
men won hare (my friends and I got a rabbit once as a prize)
men awe horn (all must bow before the awesomeness of my magnificent member)
no renew ham (you're not allowed to eat day-old pork)
her new moan (I can please women to levels they've never reached
)
new man hero (I'm the role model for the next generation)