Triple H: Tonight all I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zooma zoom zoom baby boom boom zooma zoom boom!
Batista: Come on, Daddy, I wanna go to Pizza Town now!
Triple H: We can't, we have to wait for your mother to pick us up, first.
Batista: But you're car is right here, can't we just leave her?
Triple H: No. She is going to pick us up in a mini van!
Batista: Is she here yet?
HHH: No.
Batista: Is she here yet?
HHH: No.
Randy: I am Link! Here me tinkle toes my boes in my shoes!
Randy: (Whispering) Dude...thats Arnold Shwarzanegger!
Jericho: Haha...wimp.
Randy: DON'T CALL ARNOLD A WIMP!
Arnold: Wut Did you say?
Jericho: Puss!
Where have all the cookies gone?
King: OK, now appearing on WZLX is WWE Raw commentator, Jim Ross!
JR: Thank you Keeng, I just want to give a big shout out to all my fans in Oklahoma! Go Sooners! And Kristin Ann, honey, I love you with all of my heart. King, after a 2 year absense from my wife, I am ready to tell her that the plastic surgery on my face was a huge success!
*Jr Looks behind him, and sees his wife, Kristin Ann standing beside him*
JR: Bah Gawd! It's Kristin Ann!
The Problem Solver comes home to see a drunk on his bed. He knew exactly what to do, hence the nickname, so he decides to take a frying pan and whack himself over the head, hopingly that by morning, the drunk will be gone.
Kane's birthday lights and Disco Hall was a bit too bright for Corky's Birthday.
Triple H: SHAWN, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Randy: Wow Hunter, do you have a zit?
Triple H: WHAT?!?!?!
Randy: I said did Shawn smoke a hit?
One word: Reproduction.